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A few weeks ago my teacher decided to change the seating arrangement a little bit. She moved a kid next to me and these past few days have been rather torturous for me and here's why

• The kid loves to ask me what my favorite hentai is and keeps saying things like "what's your opinion on tentacles" or "I love cream pies"

• He has informed me that his friend dry humped a TV until it broke while him and his friends watched yet didn't do anything. And he told me that he did something similar with a tablet I think, but it didn't break

• I told him that I made a pie and it had to be refrigerated for about 3+ hours, and this conversation ensued...

"If you phuck something that has been in a freezer for 4 hours, would they be dead?" (Him)

"Some guy climbed Mt. Everest in a pair of shorts. I'm sure that some people could be fine after staying in a freezer for like, 4 or more hours." (Me)

"But they could be dead."

"I don't mean to kinkshame anybody, but necrophilia is not pogchamp man. It's really not."

*Insert quite tommyinnit laugh cause there were other people around*

"That is not poggers *name*"

............ My voice sounded like it was autotuned because of how wobbly it during the conversation.......... I don't mean to kinkshame anybody though.

Please save me from the demon that is my new seat neighbor :|