LET DOWN YOUR HAIR

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Hello I bet you know what this is.     ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)   also if you manage to make it to the end you shall see a plot twist.                             Hello please read til the end for more information about requests have a nice day and enjoy!
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"NOOTMARE,NOOTMARE LET DOWN YOUR HAIR" shouted shattered dream

So nightmare let down his long as FUCK hair

"Coming dream"

When dream came up he started to talk about random things like flowers and the people he killed etc

"Dream"

"Yes night?"

"When can I leave?"

"Oh night you dont wanna leave the tower do you?" Said dream in a sadistic way

Then dream starts singing

(After all that singing and asking if dream could at least get him something for his birth day)

After dream left he opened up the closet which held someone he hit with a frying pan....

(IN THE PREVIOUS ONESHOT)
Now I got classic time to bring him back with me

Ima just put him in a bag now let's go...

(Totally at the bad guys base thing....you know what I'm gonna make this funny)

Killer-Why do you have classic in a bag. O-O
NOOTMARE- Because I wanted to put him in one
Dust-boss you suck at packing -_-
Nootmare- What did you say
Dust-O-O N..Nothing...
(FLASH BACK OVER)
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"Oki lets take classic out of the bag"

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(Classic P.O.V)
I wake up tied up to a chair and this Goopy hentai king looking thing was staring at me wearing a purple dress
Long ass hair and holding a frying pan (XD)

"HOLAAAAAAAAAA"he shouted

And then he shot me with a machine gun the end
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Hello yes it's me I'm back UwU
This was just a random shitpost thingies I came up with hope you laughed so yeah XD

Please request things I like your ideas also when I first wrote this
I never did a list of things I won't and will write so here is stuff I will and won't write

Things I will write:
Fluff
Angst
Yandere
X Reader

Things I won't write:
Kinks
Incest
R@pe
Adultxminor

Things i might write:
Smut(I'm bot good at it but if it's requested I will try :D)
Anything I haven't said

So that's all have a great day and drink tons of water BYEEE!-Bee

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