Hol Horse arrives at an airport in Cairo, after a short trip to Aswan! He is carrying a briefcase, and is now about to hail a cab! But before he can get into it-
Thug: Oops! Sorry pal!
This Jackass blocks his way!!
Hol Horse summons the Emperor and blows his ears off!
Thug's Friend: JOHNNY! THE FUCK IS YOUR PR-
He then shoots this guy in the arms, legs, and jaw!
Then Hol Horse enters the cab, and while the driver drives, Hol Horse opens his briefcase!
AND BOINGO IS INSIDE, ALL TIED UP AND GAGGED!!
Hol Horse: Listen here Boingo! You're the only partner I have left! You better listen to me, or things are about to get ugly.
He removes the duct tape, only to have Boingo vomit on him!!
Hol Horse: OH COME ON! I JUST BOUGHT THESE PANTS!!!
Soon ....
Hol Horse is looking at Thoth, and begins to really question what is up with the comic book Stand!
Hol Horse: HEY BOINGO! WHAT'S UP WITH THIS?!
Hol Horse points out the prophecy!
"This is Hol Horse, Boingo really can't stand how mean this guy is! But they have to work together to avenge Oingo! They are just walking in the desert minding their own business, until they come across a woman, who is as beautiful as the sky is blue! And then Hol Horse kicks the woman in the neck, and she rewards them with her jewelry! 'WE'RE RICH'"
Hol Horse: I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY!! I mean I tell lies from time to time, but I will never hit a woman! Even if it kills me! I respect all ladies, even the ugly ones!
Boingo: B-B-But my p-p-predictions are a-a-always a hundred p-p-p-p-percent true.
Just then ....
A beautiful lady passes by, with her bodyguard!
Hol Horse: HUH?! Oh you .... Should I do this? FUCK IT!!
He runs straight at the woman and kicks her!
Bodyguard: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Hol Horse: OH FUCK M-
Woman: Oh goodness, there was a scorpion in there? Thank you sir! Take my necklace!
Hol Horse: HOT DAMN, THIS IS AWESOME!!!! BOINGO AND I ARE GOING TO BE UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Eventually .....
Back in Cairo, you and the gang are searching for Dio's Mansion! Though, Hol Horse and Boingo have arrived as well!
Hol Horse was hiding behind a wall waiting to ambush them, with Boingo hiding in a crate nearby!
Hol Hose: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PREDICTION IS THIS?!
"Soon, Hol Horse saw the (L/N) Gang, and he realized it was his chance! So, he stuck his fingers up Jaune's nose, and tickled him! And then the others got knocked out! Now's your chance to finish them off!
Hol Horse: Why would I have to stick my fingers up Jaune's nose? Don't I just have to shoot them?
Boingo: B-But you need to f-f-f-f-follow the prophecy! If you d-d-d-don't, then fate with p-p-punish you.
Hol Horse: BUT IT'S JUST S-
Jaune then appears behind him!
Jaune: Hi Hol Horse, how are you?
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