Countryhumans 2021 "2021..." (English)

European countries' Home

Finland, Romania, England, Italy, Germany

  The weak young country was preparing the breakfast table while listening to classical spring music on an old radio with its usual passion. Triangle, circle, rectangle, square, hexagon ... He placed tiny breakfast plates in every corner of the table as if he were painting. When the small patterns of the painting were finished, it was time for the crystal water glasses. The shaped and nice looking water glasses gave the painting a shiny diamond stone look. The young country loves it very much. Cooking, drawing is his hobby. He looked at the table he had prepared for the last time. Yes, the table was perfect again. He praised himself.

???: Questo è stato perfetto! (This is great!)

But at that moment he regretted what he did. Because as soon as he said that, a laugh broke out behind him. The young country turned away, embarrassed and crimson. He was angry with the country that mocked him with laughter in front of him, but he could not look at him out of embarrassment. He was only able to speak quietly and with shame.

???: Well ... I actually ... thought I was alone here.

The other country stopped the laughter. But he was still making fun of it.

??? (2): But really ... hahaha! This .. haha! Repeat what you said one more time!

The young country frowned. He didn't like being teased in this way.

???: No!

??? (2): What? Stop...

But the other person was still making fun of him.

??? (2): How was it? "Kuestiy estota bertfetdo!" is that.

This time the young country was bursting with laughter.

???: No ... "Kuesto esstatoo pefotto!" it is read.

This time the opposite was fried. He was looking at him in anger.

??? (2): Come on, Italy! I am not an Italian. Don't expect me to say this like my mother tongue!

Italy: No, dear. You would think of him before you mock me!

The other country burst into laughter again.

??? (2): Alone ... how funny are you! Hahahahaha!

Italy frowned again.

Italy: Okay… okay!… Finland!

Finland stopped laughter after Italy shouted. But he was looking at Italy again with mocking looks. Italy is a little nervous, seriously;

Italy: Go, let the others know. Breakfast is ready!

Finland nodded "okay" and shouted as he went upstairs to inform the other countries.

Finland: Kuestiy estota bertfetdo!

Italy rolled an eye. He was not able to deal with Finland now. It continued to add the finishing touches to the breakfast table. Because there were still deficiencies.

Upstairs

Finland went upstairs in the joy of pissing Italy. He started walking down the aisle. Finally, when he came to the door at the end of the corridor, he stopped, got serious (!). He gently knocked on the door.

Finland: Ahöm, ahem! Mr. Germany, I hope I'm not stealing your precious time (!)!

Germany in a hoarse voice from the other side of the door;

Germany: Stop mocking, Finland!

Finland: Sir (!), This is the world of entertainment! Not without making fun of it!

Germany: Go away!

Finland then shouted two sentences with his mouth on the door, and then began to rush (run) to the other side of the corridor.

Finland: Okay! Kuestiy estota bertfetdo!

Germany: What ?!

Hearing this, Germany got up angrily from her desk. In anger, he passed the whole room and opened the door sharply. He saw Finland on the other side of the corridor knocking at Romania's door for help.

Germany: Come here Finland! What did you say to me?!

Finland was not coming. He hit Romania's door more. The door was locked. He leaned against the door and tried to push it open. But it wasn't happening.

Finland: Help! Help me, please!

  Germany was coming angrily next to Finland and looked really angry. At that moment part of Finland could be broken.

Germany: Finland! I'll ask you to account for this!

Finland: What have I done ?!

Germany came to the door. At that moment he was holding Finland, which he would break all his anger in one place;

Finland: Ahh!

???: Aaaahhh!

Germany's hand was idle. Puzzled, he looked out of his eyes to Finland, where he had just slipped out of his eyes, which seemed to have been slowly drawn. It was above Romania ... After the door opened, they both fell to the ground. Germany started to laugh when she realized the incident.

Germany: Hahahaha! Take a look at yourself!

Having hurt as he fell, Finland straightened slightly and looked at the Romania on which he fell. Romania looked both confused and angry.

Romania: RISE FROM ME!

When Romania shouted like this, both Finland and Germany were startled. Finland in a quiet and timid tone;

Finland: Okay ...

Finland slowly lifted over Romania and straightened. As soon as Romania got up over Finland, she straightened up and left the room without a word.

Finland: What was that now?

Romania: Oh, if I only knew ...

If I have mistakes it is because it is not English. Idioms in my own language can sometimes mean different things in English. I tried to fix these as much as possible, but not all of them were quite literal.