My Cursed Fanfics

Sheep Ship Sank (P3NUT_BUTL3R)

(A/N: Can't believe Peanut killed his fianc-sheep. Cheated on Sassy smh gotta cancel him for murder smh smh, sad pogs in chat. I didn't watch enough of this stream F)

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Spawning in a new world was something both exciting and tiring, as Peanut was soon to discover.

It had been so long since he had last played the game, but at least he still remembered the basics.

So after taking in his surroundings, Peanut went off to actually start the game.

He wandered around making sure to grab supplies, such as wood, iron, and stone.

His inventory was starting to fill in nicely and Peanut soon realized that he had enough to build a small house (shack). But, he found himself in a dilemma.

Where was he supposed to build it?

Slightly frowning, he walked around, trying to find a nice plot if land that would be aesthetically pleasing and in a reasonably close proximity to resources.

Peanut walked around some more, eventually reaching a clearing with a hill. Peanut took one look at it and believed it to be worthy of his presence. So it was a very nice hill.

He climbed the hill, happy to find a clearing on top that was big enough to build a small house.

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Peanut stared at his creation:

4 walls.

2 doors.

A chest.

A bed.

A furnace.

And a sheep.

Peanut blinked. The sheep blinked back.

Huh.

Peanut wasn't quite sure where the sheep came from but at least he had a companion.

Ignoring the sheep, Peanut continued to work on his house, making a few windows, adding a few torches, fixing the walls. He really needed to work on the looks.

The sheep occasionally let out a bleat, moving around in boredom and lack of braincells.

Maybe.

Peanut started at his work, smiling in satisfaction as he finally had a decent house.

He went over to his bed and face planted right onto it, ignoring the very obvious not blanket lump sleeping near his toes. 

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Peanut woke to the bright lights and crispy air known only to be around during the morning. He stretched tiredly and opened his eyes, squinting at the horrid light.

He sat up, shielding his eyes, wishing he had put some sort of window, or curtains, if curtains actually existed.

Ready to go back outside, Peanut swung his legs over to get up and go. However, with his vision lessened, he didn't see a slight issue with that.

He squinted at his legs, there was no lump.

He stared at his lap.

Oh.