I love you. (Eli cardashyan)

The golf team

I had hopped off of the bed in my old apartment that I stayed at a couple times before, and decided that it was time to go and find somewhere new to stay.

I packed up all my stuff into a small backpack. All I had was one knife in my shoe, a baseball bat that I'd painted sunflowers and smiley faces onto, and a hoodie in case I got cold. I was wearing a pink checkered tennis skirt and a white shirt.

I started to walk through the town thinking about the memories I had there.
"LET ME OUT" screamed a very familiar voice.
Is that coming from the church? I thought as I prepared my baseball bat and quietly ran towards the screams. Then I noticed something. Is that Josh? I thought to myself.

(Flashback time)
Josh was one of my close friends. It was the first day after spring break and I saw him walk through the door.
"Hey, are you new? I haven't seen you around before."
"Oh yeah, hey I'm Josh. Josh Wheeler." He said sticking his hand out.
"I'm Charlotte, nice to meet ya." I replied shaking his hand as we grinned at each other.
"Where did you move from?" I said as we started to walk into the hall.
"Canada, my parents got divorced so I'm here." He said grabbing onto his backpack.
"Oh, sorry about that."
"No, it's ok, I guess I didn't expect your people to be so nice."
"Oh." I giggled looking over to him.
"Well Josh, here's my number. If you ever want a tour or just a hangout call me." I said smiling as I wrote my number on his hand.
"Well I gotta go, do you know where Mr berr's office is?" He asked as I pointed towards the office door.
"It's just over there, hope you have a good first day Josh." I said as I walked towards the lockers.
"You to Charlotte." He replied.
(End of flashback)

"Josh?" I whispered slowly walking towards the church doors at a tall guy.

"Charlotte?" The voice replied.
"What the hell are you doing here?" I whispered to Josh.
"I wanted to see what all the noise was,"  Josh whispered as they walked towards the doors.
"Josh the golf team is here you gotta go." I said
as I pointed towards the golf cart that sat outside.
"Shit." Josh replied as he pushed the doors open, as I gripped o to my baseball bat and was ready for whatever was on the other side of the door.
That was when we noticed that the golf team had kidnapped someone and put them into a big chest.
"Josh!" Shouted the voice from a large chest, making the boys look back.
"Well, well well what do we have here." Terry shouted as the rest of them followed.
"Charlotte" Barry shouted towards us.
"Hey Barry." I replied. I had been in the golf team for a month before, but I decided to leave because they were sexist and annoying. Barry and Garry where the only one's that I called my friend, mainly because the rest of them (especially Terry) tried to get in my pants. Eww.
"No time for chit chat Barry." Terry shouted.
"Looked like the traitor is back." Terry shouted looking at me. I rolled my eyes.
"Who's that?" Larry shouted, his head tilted as he looked towards Josh.
"It's Josh" I said
"Tennis Josh?" Garry questioned
"No"
"Little Josh with the big truck" Barry shouted.
"No"
"Gay Josh or other gay Josh?"
"Just Josh!" He shouted interrupting.
"Looks like we got some party crushers boys" Terry exclaimed.
"JOSH, CHARLOTTE!" The voice screamed from the chest
"SAM?" Josh shouted back.
The girl was in a large chest with enough space to see her eyes. All of the boys where surrounding it.
"Why would you want Sam Dean?" Terry questioned.
"Because I'm on a quest to save her. We used to date before the nukes and I've been looking for her ever since."
"Sam is way above your radar she's like stratosphere." Barry said.
"She did have nice boobs" Larry interrupted
"Hey! Don't say that. This is real love." Josh said defensively.
" there's nothing better than nice boobs" Larry. chuckled. Terry started looking at my boobs.
"My eyes are up here,"I shouted.
"Just let the girl go and we'll be gone." Josh replied.
"We can't do that. We're on a quest to find stragglers and bring them to turbo."
Josh pulled out his sword obviously annoyed, so I raised my bat.
"Looks like soon to be dead josh has a nice sword for us. We could use someone like you." Terry said.
"What do you mean? I don't know how to do golf " Josh questioned.
"I was thinking more like slaves." Terry snorted.
"I object to that terminology, endeavoured American?" Garry said taking offence.
"So what's it gonna be traitor and just Josh?" Terry said.
"I'm not gonna be an endeavoured American you asshole" I shouted.
"Oh you could just be my sex-". Before he could even finish his sentence I slapped him in the face.
"Say that again and chop your balls of and feed them to the ghoolies." I shouted. Terry put his middle finger up to me and josh and said ,"fuck you loosers, and before I could do anything he sliced Terry in the side of the hand making blood fly everywhere.
"WHAT THE FUCK" Terry screamed as all of the boys surrounded him.
"Oh shit I was supposed to cut the finger clean off! It was going to be rad!" He shouted, his sword still in Terry's hand.
"GET OUT OF THEIR SAM GO" josh shouted.
"ANGELICA!?" both me and josh said in unison as she ran up and hugged me.
"Oh my god are you ok? Did they hurt you?" I said panicked as I held her tighter.
"Oh you guys can take her back."
"Seriously! You'd leave me here with these fuck knuckles?"
"Ughh come on let's go" josh shouted.
"Sorry to interrupt the reunion but YOUR SWORD IS STILL STUCK IN MY FUCKING HAND."
"Oops." Josh said as he pulled the sword from his hand.
"ASSWHOLES! YOU'LL NEVER SURVIVE IN YOUR OWN! ILL KILL YOU SONS OF BITCHES!" Terry screamed.
"You better not come after us because I just used my sword to make a pb and j. Extra crunchy peanut butter, and if you don't have an epi pen you'll go into anefalactic  shock. Isn't that right?" Josh shouted, as me and the others where in shock.
"How did you know I have an allergy?" Terry shouted.
"You may not know me, but I know you Terrance Marcasian ." Josh shouted as he turned to leave.