☂︎︎Fᴇɪᴛᴀɴ Oɴᴇsʜᴏᴛs☂︎︎

✨✧Gʀᴏᴄᴇʀʏ Sʜᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ✧✨

A/N: Ok for this one if you're not a tall person *poof* you are now, and if you're not an extrovert *another poof* you are now. :)

Your POV:

Man, I get I am short on groceries... You left the house around 6:00 to get some things for your dinner, and man were you hungry. You already had some long assignments to still finish at home for college and you just wanted to eat then go to sleep. If anybody were to get on your nerves you would-

*Cue bumping into someone* 

"Ah, sorry, my apologies!" 

"Watch, where the fuck you going, bitch.." 

Jeez, he didn't have to be so rude about it. Just walk off or something if your not going to say "its okay"! But of course, you only said that in your mind. The problem was, the only time you lashed out at someone was in your mind. Where the couldn't hear it. And it was to yourself. You were always a polite person, as thats how your parents raised you. they were firm with rules and stuff but they were also very caring and sweet. You loved them to bits and since you moved out recently you call them about once a week to check in on them. Because of the way they raised you, you never happened to yell at anybody directly or in particular. The most you did was frown and say something in a slightly annoyed way.

꧁꧂ Small Timeskip to when you got to le store ꧁꧂

"Man, finally! I felt like I was walking for hours!" You said a bit too loudly. You heard a couple of people chuckle but then kept minding their own business. Your face got a bit red from embarrassment, but you just shrugged it off. You checked off things on your list one by one...

"Ok lets see, Drinks, check. Chips and Snacks, check. Toiletries, check." You kept muttering down the things you had gotten. 

"OH SHOOT! ALMOST FORGOT, PEANUT BUTTER! Can't go without my sweet peanut butter, oh no sir. If you're allergic to peanuts just imagine something on a high shelf lol- You walked through the aisles this way and that, because why not get a bit of exercise in? You've been sitting on your butt for at least a week getting assignment after assignment turned in right befe the due date since you chose to do your classes from home. As much as you love to talk to people and socialize, teachers can be a real pain. Just as you were going to turn to the peanut butter section of an aisle, you stopped and hid behind a cardboard stand advertising some new candy.

Holy crap is that the dude I bumped into earlier?! Okok, Y/N, just play it cool, keep it casual...

"Having some trouble reaching for the peanut butter aye?"

FUCK!

"What, the hell, do you- oh, it you bright ass brat."

Hey, I'm just being a kind and courteous person! Plus, you should always apologize when hitting somebody or bumping into them."

"So, if I slap you, across face right now, I just apologize, and it okay?"

"Wait that's NOT what I meant-" The midget slapped you, not too hard to make you cry but enough that it hurt quite a bit.

"What the hell!?"

"Don't -WhAt thE hElL- me bitch."

"You're the one with the speech impediment, bitch." He chuckled at your response, and you could se a little smirk behind his what appeared to be a bandana. He then spoke slower, but he used correct grammar this time.

"Well, then m'lady, would you, be, so kind as to, fetch me, a casing, of peanut butter?" Although he said that in a mockingly tone, you giggled and responded with a "Whatever you say, my liege." You got on your tippy toes because for whatever reason these shelves at this store were pretty high up, and got two things of peanut butter. 

"I asked one not two-"

"Bold of you to assume I myself don't want peanut butter!"

"What's, your name, brat?"

"Y/- HEY! Im no brat you midget!"

"If me midget then you brat, brat."

You sighed, "Its Y/N. Now what's yours?"

"Feitan."

"Nice name!"

"You mocking me?"

"No, I'm being genuine." You said with a smile. He was a bit taken back by that, since nobody's ever really smiled at him besides the spiders. You saw a crooked smile appear on his face, and you giggled. After you both had a quick laugh, you got a text message, and based on the text tone it was your best friend, F/N. You almost forgot that they were coming to your house today. 

Shit!

"Damn, well, I gotta go now. Plus, I still gotta pay for the peanut butte-" You felt somebody scoop you up and speed through people, aisles, the cash register, and out the store door. Then it hit you. That little midget is carrying me?! Wait, I DIDN'T PAY FOR THE PEANUT BUTTER!! After you guys left the little shopping center where the store was, he gently set you down. You gave him a light smack to the head.

"I'm not gonna be able to go into that store anymore!! They're gonna recognize me-"

"We passed, workers too fast, you can still, go there, just not in, these clothes." You thought about that for a moment, then realized he was right. 

"Well, thank yo in that case, but I still gotta get going, I have a friend coming over." You saw a glimpse of what appeared to be an almost sad look in his eyes, but it faded quickly.

"How about this." You pulled out a piece of paper and a pen, and wrote down your number and address.

"As long as your no creep, you can call me or visit me sometime after today! It seems pretty fun to get to know somebody like you!" You gave him a quick hug and could feel your face get a bit hot. When you pulled away, you could see his was a bit hot too.

"Well, cya Fei!"

"B- bye, Y/N.." 

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Feitan's POV:

After he got back to the hideout with the peanut butter, he gave it to Shalnark. Shal wanted to make some sort of breakfast in the next couple of days, and he needed peanut butter. But when he walked up to Shal, he could see him AND Phinks with a mischievous smirk spread across their faces. They both pulled him a bit away from the other troupe members, then started pestering him.

S- "Sooo, who was that girl that hugged yo-"

F- "NOBODY, NO ONE AT ALL."

P- "Based on your blush it didn't seem like nobody. And what was that paper she gave you?"

S & P- " :O, DID YOU GET HER NUMBER?! OOOOOOOOO-"

F- "SHUT. THE. FUCK UP." He saw them both run away, but he had no clue why. He reached into his pocket to look at the paper, but it was gone. Damn those two! By the time he caught up with them, they took off running really fast, it was too late.

P- "HEY Y/N! THIS IS ONE OF FEITAN'S FRIENDS!! FEITAN HAS A BIG CRUSH ON YOU!"

S- " YEAH YEAH, HE DOES! WHEN WE POINTED OUT A GIRL WAS TALKING TO HIM, HE STARTED BLUSHING AND DENYING IT!!! YOU GUYS ARE SOULMATE-"

F- "I am so sorry. *End Call*"

                       Just know that Shalnark and Phinks were heavily punished. But to them of course, it was worth it. 

A/N: I didn't edit and proofread this one, I prob will later but I got a cousin thats the spawn of satan that I will most likely have to watch that's coming over soon, LOL. Anyways, ty for reading this piece of hisoka poop, BYE!

Word Count (Including author notes, etc) : 1318

-Wrote January 29, 2021-