Phantom Teeth

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[SPOILERS FOR PART 3] 

Jotaro looks at his watch, it's 9:30 am, Kakyoin should be arriving any moment. Jotaro sits down at the cafe table and patiently waits for kakyoin to arrive. 5 minutes passes by and Kakyoin runs in, out of breath. He walks towards Jotaro and sits down with him. Kakyoin apologises for being late, Jotaro says it's ok and he was barely late anyway. The waitress comes over to take their orders, Jotaro orders a coffee, a donut and some avocado toast. Kakyoin orders coffee and a bowl of cherries. Jotaro laughs at Kakyoin's order but was not surprised considering Kakyoin loves cherries more than almost anything. They chat, waiting for the food to arrive. Once the food arrives they sip their coffee and Kakyoin stuffs his mouth with cherries not even bothering to spit out the stem and the pit. Jotaro looks at him, concerned but then looks down at his donut. A look of horror washes over his face as he stares at the donut. It's square... He looks at Kakyoin and points towards the donut, Kakyoin glances and almost chokes on his cherries, spitting all of them out and coughing. WHat the fucj why is it square?! Is this some sort of jojoke on me?! Jotaro thinks about Kakyoin death. He suddenly becomes enraged and punches donut out of frustration, only for the plate underneath the donut to break. Jotaro holds his fist. "What the Fuck why is the donut MADE OF STONE?!" Kakyoin bursts out laughing at the remark and touches the donut to make sure Jotaro isn't lying. Jotaro and Kakyoin hear someBODY burst through the door, they look to find out it's Okyasu and Josuke. They cop a seat next to Jotaro and Kakyoin and say their greet. Okyasu looks at the square donut, and asks if Jotaro's gonna eat it. Jotaro says he isn't gonna eat it and before he gets the chance to tell him not to eat it Okyasu picks it up and takes a bite, only for his teeth to shatter on the stone donut. Everyone bursts out laughing while Okyasu is yelling in pain, except Josuke is very concerned because his boyfriend broke his own teeth. Tonio runs in with a bowl of spaghetti in hand, giving it to Okyasu. Okyasu tries his best to chew the spaghetti, failing miserably before just swallowing it whole. His teeth get fixed with italy magic. Josuke and Okyasu are upset by this ordeal and they leave the cafe along with Tonio. Jotaro and Kakyoin look at each other trying to figure out what in the fucj just happened. They laugh and return the donut. They continue eating their food and drinking coffee laughing over the events and chatting about random things.

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