Jotakak's Bizzare Adventure

Stoner Ocean

Crocyoin violently shook Joeterro awake at 3am and demanded that they watch One Piece together. "Dub or sub?" questioned Jotar-OH. "English dub with Japanese subtitles." "What the fucj we literally speak Japanese." Joot bonked Kakypin with Sutaa Platchnum so hard that he lost consciousness. Jotato chip went back to sleemp. Jotaro and Kakyoin awaken at Bucciarati's house, they eat breakfast with the gang. Narancia begged Bruno to make pancakes, of course. Kakyoin topped his pancakes with a lot of cherries and whipped cream. They ate the tasty pancakes and they saw Narancia fling one of his soggy syrup soaked pancakes at Fugo and laugh at him. Fugo smashed his plate over Narancia's head in retaliation. Narancia screamed at Fugo like some sort of gremlin and it became a loud argument. After they calmed down Narancia grabbed Fugo and kissed him passionately over the table. After they finished eating breakfast, the pair thanked Bruno and Jotaro and Kakyoin fucking bolted out of there in fear of what they might see if they stuck around, concerned that Fugo and Narancia might end up having sex on the table. "NOT ON MY PANCAKES! 0:<" They heard Bruno yell. Jotaro and Kakyoin kept walking down the street. After a bit of walking Kakyoin said, "Hey we've seen a bunch of JoJo characters, why not go to visit more of them?" "Like my daughter that is older than me in this universe?" Jotaro responded. Kakyoin laughed. They took a cab and made their way over to Jolyne house. They knocked on the door to Jolyne's house and waited for a few seconds. Annasui flung the door open so hard that the hinges snapped, his face covered in green lipstick. Jotaro shook his head and Kakyoin laughed. They walked inside and the smell of pot hit them in the face like a plate previously occupied by pancakes. Jotaro and Kakyoin looked at each other and then at Annasui. They saw Jolyne stumbling into the room, shirtless. She yelped and covered her chest, running to her room. Kakyoin and Jotaro were looking away and trying their best to hold in their laugh. Jolyne returned a couple minutes later, fully dressed of course. Annasui went to the bathroom to wash the kisses off his face. Jolyne brought out her bong and handed it to Jotaro and Kakyoin, "yo dad you wanna take a hit?" Kakyoin and Jotaro burst out laughing at this remark, so did Jolyne and Annasui. Surprisingly they all took turns on the bong and got quite stoned. They were laughing over the stupidest shit while eating popcorn and watching One Piece. Monky dio luffy. Kakyoin did not get his way, they watched it in Japanese but with Japanese subtitles. Jotaro and Kakyoin started making out while Luffy was doing his Gum-Gum rocket. Jolyne and Annasui just stared at them and looked back at Luffy as his head got caught in the bird's beak. Jolyne and Annasui started to make out as well because why not. Annasui turned green. Green man.