momo: i'm sorry? repeat that for me you practice running. to PUMPED UP KICKS.
iida: yes it has a nice beat and it says the word run- the whole package
momo: iida. it's about a school shooting.
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shinsou: please don't eat literal dirt🥺🥺
denki: but it's yummy🥺🥺
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denki: ITS COMA TIME
sero: merry christmas
kirishima: COMA TIME COMA TIME
mina: NO YOU CAN COMA AFTER CHRISTMAS
denki: cmon shake your body baby go into a coma
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bakugou: i'm gonna crash a fucking car
denki: do it no balls
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bakugou: DIE
sato: bake a cake :D
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deku: if you could choose, cremate or impostor?
deku: CREWMATE
todoroki: I WANNA BE CREMATED IS THAT AN OPTION
deku: nO
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denki: HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT ME COMMITTING ARSON
shinsou: WHAT NO DONT DO THAT
*5 minutes later*
shinsou: well
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kirishima: *sends a meme about toaster bath*
bakugou: y'know who i want to fucking toaster bath?
bakugou: fucking deku
kirishima: pffffft angry pomeranian
bakugou: FUCK YOU
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sero: i'm gonna leave
mina: ok
momo: *replying to a text saying squirtle* please don't associate pokémon with nose lactation
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iida: YOU NEED SLEEP!!!!!!!!!
todoroki: no i don't
todoroki: i'm gay
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mina: DENKI GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
denki: NO XX
denki: SLEEP IS FOR PUSSIES AND STRAIGHT PEOPLE
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denki: mineta exactly how many cartoon animals do you want to bang
mineta: ...
mineta: MY NAME IS SHANE YAW YES MY REAL NAME AND I GO ON RECORD SAYING I AM NOT A FUCKING PEDOPHILE
mineta: okay let me count hold on
sero: oh boy
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denki: he won't let me eat fucking dirt
denki: getting a divorce
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tsuyu: i love my little hufflepuff girlfriend she's 5'1👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩
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denki: i have two moods
gay
straight
and suicidal
denki: wait
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mina: god complex bakugou god complex bakugou
bakugou: i think you mean god.
mina: god god
denki: i just drank an entire capri sun in under thirty seconds
denki: hand me the god title
todoroki: i've never had a capri sun maybe that's why i'm depressed
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bakugou: no obviously we're gonna kill the child
bakugou: i want to feel the life squeeze out of it
deku: dance party 💃
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literally anybody: coming for your man <3
bakugou: i will actually stab you to death
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deku: please he wants to die
denki: tennys bawl fhrow et against the wæl
shinsou: me too
