(DISCONTINUED) The Random Afton Sh!tbook (Ennchael and Willry)

Settling In

Mike showed everyone their rooms. William and Clara were sharing a room, chris was sharing a room with Nootmare and Goldie, and Elizabeth was having her own room because she is forever alone (1 vote = 1 friend for Elizabeth). 

Michael still had his room, and he obviously shared it with Ennard.

Because why not?

By the time everyone settled in, it was mAgiCaLLy night time.

Elizabeth and Clara were the only ones who went to sleep.

Chris's nightmares kept him awake so they could play uno (Chris won every round, obviously), William just couldn't sleep for whatever reason, and Ennard kept Michael awake.

"Eggs, could we do what we did in the vents again?"

"NO!"

"Please! I was enjoying it!"

"I. SAID. NO!"

Michael and Ennard were in an argument, and William just couldn't sleep (i already said that but idc). William then heard some noise from above so he decided to sneak upstairs and see what was going on.

-10 second time skip-

William pressed the side of his face against Michael's room's door so he could hear what they were arguing about, and when he heard Ennard say "what we did in the vents" William started to think of a plan in his head on how he was going to dismantle Ennard in the morning.

-William's mind-

should i burn him? no, because i would need fire, and i'm not going near that. Should i pour water on him so I fry his wires? No, Michael would probably kick me out. Actually, any way I dismantle or kill Ennard, Michael would kick me out. So screw it. 

-nobody's mind lol-

William was the first one to go downstairs for breakfast. When he realized there was no coffee maker or those coffee powder thingies, he told Glitchtrap to teleport a coffee maker and those coffee powder thingies in the kitchen from a coffee shop.

so that's what he did.

Michael an Ennard were the second and third people to come down to the kitchen. Ennard was carrying Michael, who looked a bit annoyed that Ennard was carrying him like a baby but didn't do anything about it. William also noticed this but he also didn't do anything about it.

he didn't want to be kicked out.

Ennard then gently put his head in Michael's brown hair. Ennard whispered, "your hair is so soft, Eggs." 

Michael wanted to scream.

William wanted to kill everything.

But they didn't for whatever reason.

Probably because Michael was secretly enjoying it, and William was just too lazy :b

Eventually, Clara came downstairs and saw Ennard bury his head in her son's hair.

She almost wanted to scream of delight.

Then, Chris came running downstairs, covering his ears. When Clara asked what was wrong, Chris replied "Elizabeth is making the world WEEP again."

William knew what that meant, so he went upstairs, and knocked on Elizabeth's door to her room.

When she didn't answer, William opened the door, to reveal Circus Baby singing. 

"YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND!"

-Michael's POV-

A few seconds after dad went upstairs, i thought i heard someone copyrighting Dead or Alive (the creator of the spin me right round like a record song)

Then, i heard a gunshot.

and Circus Baby's jumpscare.

I had a suspicion of who triggered my sister.

I mean, come on! It's sooooOOOoooOooooooooooooOoOOOOOooooo obvious.

Then i saw dad come back downstairs, with a smile on his face.

For an hour, there was peace and quiet.

Then, i thought i heard The Barney Song (remix) being sung by my sister.

My dad went upstairs again, but then seconds later, FLEW across the room as if he was thrown.

So, me and my family had to listen to that trash for the rest of the day (YES! she sang it on repeat)

Chris wasn't so bothered by this though. He started dancing as if that was his jam.

oh god, JAM???

GGJMHN<GBHJGNBJQUHCUJYCGNuvjyUTYBMR#CIRBNIRI#BNQUBHGNEbfzujcfbVGHUFGICURHIHNECRHUMHRIUYRMRHOHEFXIAEBEHOMIJW.EFO3Y4CURXJ2O;I,CPOIJX/QAWE.FPX,OQAELW

-Nobody's POV again, lol- 

Hey yall! Ally here! Sorry i haven't posted in like, 100,000 years ;n; I will try and update quicker.

hope you all enjoyed this very random chapter :D

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