The Purple Guy [Female!Helluva Boss X Male Reader]

Chapter 3-"Spring Broken: Part 1"

[Imp City, Hell.]

In Imp City, Y/n and the others were driving the I.M.P van along the street. Y/N was in the driver seat, driving everyone back to their headquarters. Blitza sat in middle with Loona sitting in the passenger seat. Moxxie and Millie sat at the backseats.

Blitza: "I love this song!"

A rock song plays on the radio, making Blitza sing it while getting some of the lyrics wrong. Y/N got annoyed by Blitz's singing with Moxxie in the back covering her ears. They drive into an crowded parking lot, and Y/N tries to get a parking space until a pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.

Y/N: "Oh shit!"

Y/N immediately steps on the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Y/N turns off the radio and Blitza glares at the person in the pink car.

Blitza: "Oh you suck for life, do ya?! (Pulls out a Megaphone and yells into it.) Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your dick out of my parking spot..."

A lady in high heels steps out of the car, making Blitza lower in Megaphone in shock to see who it is.

{Verosika Mayday}

Blitza: "Oh shit! Verosika!"

Verosika: "Blitza.."

Blitza: "I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles. Which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is..."

Blitza tries to get out the car through the window, but accidentally falls and face-plants onto the ground before standing back up.

Blitza: "Three rings down!"

Verosika: "And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."

Blitza: "Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell."

Verosika: "(Flips her hair back fabulously.) They let me out because I'm still famous, and rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups."

She takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth.

Verosika: "So your sister says hi."

Blitza: "Why are you parking here? This is one of the only parking spot my company has. The other one is parked with one of my employees car! So take your tampon race car somewhere else."

Verosika: "Actually bitch, this one has my name on it."

Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet with I.M.P's name crossed out on the ground.