Discretion: This is a joke not serious news. Enjoy my bad attempt at comedy
Parents: We're gonna host a gender reveal party right
child: Yeah
Parents: So what should we do
child: I don't know...
Cousin: EXPLOSION
child: Noo-
Parents: YES PERFECT
child: *flashbacks to gender reveal memes*
child: no...
Aunt: Ok SeEmS GrEaT
Parents: I kNoW rIgHt
Parents: *makes an explosive device and puts it in the middle of a paved area*
Parents: should be safe
Grandpa: let's see the baby's gender then
Parents: Ignite
News Reporter: We have just received news of a massive explosion in the middle of Ohio
News Reporter: The explosion has created a crater the size of the Luxembourg
News Reporter: Reports say that a family went to have a gender reveal party
News Reporter: The family survived by driving far away to see the "Fireworks"
News Reporter: That's it on Generic 9 see you later
