once upon a time Gandalf put his rubber duck for $12000
I asked him "why would you do that"?
Gandalf said "FOOL!! you earned a prize"! and sent Merasmus to New Mexico... it was a... bad day for Merasmus. Then I summoned the Headless Horseless Horseman to kill everyone!
but he said "Fuck you Merasmus"! and killed me.
Then I summoned myself from the Dark Depths of the dead and bought myself a Gibus. and everyone lost the game and died!
and that is how i saved Christmas!!!!
