Various NCT Dream Requests

Mafia!NCT Dream arguing about who is (Y/N)'s favorite

Request: Hello! I read your request few months ago about mafia! NCT 127 arguing who's y/n's favorite?? that was so cute! Can i request the second part with mafia! NCT DREAM arguing the same lmao, since the last one in the end jeno bursts to the door. thank you so much!

Answer: Anon you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this request hehe, so YES I am definitely going to do this one!

Mafia AU

TW: Language

Genre: Crack

Word Count: 0.9K

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"Oh my god, it's happening again. It's literally happening again," Mark held both sides of his head while the rest of the Dreamies were speaking above each other around him. The meeting was just supposed to be a debriefing on their last mission, how did it spiral down to this? He glared over at Hyuck, who was currently arguing with Jaemin, the infamous hacker who had a part in starting this whole fiasco, and Mark had to suppress every disgusting feeling in him that involved wanting to strangle Hyuck.

So how did this argument start, he wondered? Oh, right, it was this:

"Alright, alright, so the meeting's over right? Cool, I promised (Y/N) that we'd watch a movie today."

"Shut up, you're not even (Y/N)'s favorite member, Hyuck."

All hell broke loose. That's all Mark could say. He knew Jaemin meant it as a joke, but since that incident, Haechan had to admit that his pride had been damaged. He was so convinced that he was your favorite, and the sudden shock of hearing you say that you didn't have one in 127 was a heavy hit to him. All in all, it was a rather sensitive subject.

"You're a piece of shit, Jaemin," Jeno shouts.

"Oh shut it, you're the reason why they like the 127 unit more than us!"

"The audacity!" Jeno gasps. "Are you sure it's not because of you and your snobbish ass? You're the one who "spilled" coffee on them just yesterday!"

"Okay, that was a genuine accident," Jaemin points out.

"For what it counts... I think I'm their favorite Dream member," Jisung raised his hand slowly.

"Shut up, Jisung," Hyuck scolds.

"Don't tell him to shut up, confirmed-not-favorite," Renjun finally speaks up. "None of you have anything on me, I'm the only Dream member who stays up with them so they're not alone while doing work."

"That's hardly anything special," Chenle rolls his eyes. "You're all idiots. I'm clearly the favorite, out of all of us, they spend the most time with me, Zhong Chenle, we even went to a park together..."

"Excuse me, when was this?" Hyuck looked appalled.

"Last week, dumb ho! You'd know this if you actually paid attention to them!" Chenle slams his hand on the table.

"Is this really a priority right now?!" Mark roars.

"Yeah, so shut up, Mark, you're a confirmed-not-favorite too!" Jeno glares at him.

"Hey, you take that back."

"What? It's true! They said it themselves, they don't have a favorite 127 member. And guess who's a 127 member," Jeno rolls his eyes towards Mark and points at him. "You."

"I'm going to break your arm!"

"Try me, twink."

"Did you just call me a twink?!"

"Everyone shut up!" Jaemin's voice boomed. "Obviously, we can't solve this through civil means. Might I propose another option?"

"We're not going to battle to the death about this, Jaemin," Renjun diffuses the situation quickly.

"But the last one standing would automatically be their favorite."

"He has a point," Jisung speaks up.

"Shh, the adults are talking, Jisung," Renjun says. "The more I think about it, the more I realize this entire argument is ridiculous. We shouldn't be concerned about whether or not we're (Y/N)'s favorite, that's not their job. All they do is relay information from the higher ups to us, it doesn't affect our status either way. This was all just a waste of time, we should end the meeting here so we can go back to our homes and rest, it's been a long day."

"Shut up, man, you're just upset because you know you aren't the favorite," Chenle mocks him.

"Take that back!" Renjun's voice wavers slightly.

"Make me!"

And again, chaos. Mark's soul had essentially ascended and, if astral projection were possible, that's what he would be doing right now. He couldn't believe that he was stuck in this situation yet again, he just wanted to go sleep. But, maybe, who knows, perhaps? No, no way. He couldn't be upset about this situation solely because he knows he's not the favorite, right? He looked over to Haechan, who now had a smug grin on his face.

"Why are you happy? You're not their favorite."

"I know, but I'm always so amused when I see Jeno and Jaemin fighting, I was starting to get sick of their... friendship."

"Dude, you just want to watch the world burn, don't you?"

"Yes, of course. That and (Y/N)'s under the table."

"What?!" Mark ducked his head under the marble table and you waved shyly. "You're in on this too?!"

"I wanted payback for those fuckers eating my cake."

"You're evil."

"Better evil than a Dream member."

"Fair enough," Mark sat up straight again. "So, what now?"

"We wait to see whose head's on a stick in two minutes."

"Oh no, no, no, we can't do that, imagine the debt we'll owe-"

"Shh, you're not being fun, Mark," Haechan jeers. Jaemin suddenly shrieked and pulls his gun out, aiming for the table.

"Something just fucking grabbed my ankle!" Your laugh filled the room and the Dreamies stopped arguing.

"Wow, pointing a gun at me? This is why you're not my favorite," you clicked your tongue and moved out from under the table, grabbing your phone on the way and stopping the recording. "And for the record... it's Jisung."

"Yes!"

"No!"

"He's the only one who hasn't done anything to piss me off," you hissed. "But, I'll be sure to keep this recording on me, I'm sure Doyoung would love to hear what you just said, Renjun."

"Please... no..."

"Goodbye, boys~" You sang while you left the room. The door clicked shut and the Dreamies sat in silence, looking at the mess the room has become. Two seconds later, Jisung bolted out of the door.

"TAEYONG! JAEMIN'S GOING TO KILL ME!" He cries out.

"KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!" Jaemin runs after him, shortly followed by the other Dreamies.