Ship Oneshots

If this person met a Karen

If Sean met a Karen

Sean: *looking around*
Karen: *spots Jack* ExCuSe Me
Sean: *thinks: oh no no no no*
Karen: I SaW ThAt FiRsT
Sean: um ummmmm *doesn't know what to do*
Karen: *yells and screams*
Sean: *calls Dark* dark help
Dark: what is it
Sean: a Karen is yelling at me and I don't know why
Dark: sorry but you are on your own
Sean: whyyyyyyyyy
Karen: HeY I WaS NoT DoNe TaLkInG YeT
Sean: *thinks: great I have to deal with this* *yeets Karen* YEET *looks proud of self*

If Mark meets a Karen

Mark: *thinks: ok now a toy for Chica and then I can finally go home* *had wolf ears and tail out*
Karen: ExCuSe Me
Mark: oh yes do you need something
Karen: TaKe OfF ThOsE WoLf StUfF
Mark: *thinks: crap it's a Karen* sorry but I can't I'm a werewolf in fact the alpha of...
Karen: DiD I SaId ThAt I WaNt A StOrY
Mark: *whimpers a little and calls Anti* Anti help there's a Karen and she is hurting my ears with her yelling
Anti: OH NO SHE DIDN'T *pops in and kicks Karen away* don't mess with the WOLF BOY
Mark: 0w0

If Jack *my OC* met a Karen

Jack: *thinks: ok what did the boys want again oh wait they wanted giant popcorn for some reason*
Karen: HeY YoU
Jack: yes do you need something or.....
Karen: WhY ArE YoU WeArInG ThAt NeCkLaCe
Jack: oh my boyfriends gave it to me f....
Karen: ExCuSe Me *Karen yelling*
Jack: 0w0
Shadow: *pops in* leave him alone if you know what's good for you
Karen: WhO SaId YoU CaN Be HeRe
John: *growls behind Karen*
Karen: *sees John* WhO ThE HeCk....
Damien: *teleports Karen away* Your Welcome