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"Hajime, we need to talk." said Nagito seriously

"What about?"

"You need to stop rubbing feta cheese on your penis, Hajime. It's making my coochie very very itchy."

"But I've been doing it since I was 12," said Hajime. "It's a religious practice."

"Okay fine, but please. Stop doing it so often, we are running out of feta cheese and it is causing me extreme discomfort."

"The fact that we're running out of feta cheese?"

"No! Your cheesy dick is making my pussy itch"

"oh"


Nagito left Hajime at home while he went out to the supermarket to get more feta cheese. "I might as well pick up some Chiaki Waifu Titty Milk while I'm here" he thought, examining the dairy section. 


Days passed, and Nagito's itchy cooch became more and more of a problem. Hajime suggested he see a doctor. So thats what Nagito did. He walked down to the doctors office, and Dr. Ouma was waiting for him.

"Hello doctor Ouma, my cooch is really itchy and I think its something to do with all the cheese my partner puts on his cock. Can you see if theres any reason?" nagito explained.

"Of course, just lie down here" said dr Ouma, gesturing to the medical bed. Dr Ouma licked his lips suggestively. (p.s.a: if your doctor licks his lips suggestively while performing a genital exam, please visit a new doctor.) 

20 minutes passed

"you can sit up now, mr komaeda. im afraid i have bad news" said the doctor solemnly.

"what's the problem?"

"i'm afraid you have chlamydia"

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