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"I like you"
"Sorry bro I don't like you back"
"But my dick is the size of your uncles."
"Omg lets fuck"
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"You look pretty"
"Aw thanks"
"Pretty ugly haha"
"I thought these were pick-up lines"
"Apparently, I don't care."
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"Hey id smash you anyday"
"That's weird"
"I'm weird in bed too"
"How weird?"
"Wanna see?"
"Fuck yea"
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"Wanna compare boob sizes?"
"Sure"
"My boobs are so big they'd probably crush you"
"That sounds kinky, let's fuck."
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"Hey are you gay?"
"Yea lol"
"That's so fucking gay"
"Yea I know"
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"Hey"
"Please don't talk to me"
"I'm Indian lol"
"Omg send dick pics"
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"If you don't fuck me I will kill all your family."
"Fine, I'll fuck you"
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"Hey is this McDonald's?"
"No this is Andrea. Whyd you think its McDonalds????"
"Oh sorry I thought you were poor"
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