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"Welcome to costa coffee, how may I help?"
"Can I order the usual, thanks."
"You've never been here you dumb fuck."
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"Hey, your parents are adopting me."
"Omg step bro moment🥺"
"What?"
🎶"Sweet home alabama"🎶
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"I think you your kinda cute"
"I have a boyfriend"
"I can take that position"
"Dad, can I just go to the party?"
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"Hi I'm your therapist, welcome to your first ever therapy session."
"Can I tell you about my first experience with love?"
"Sure"
"It started with my very first therapy session..."
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"Have you ever watched porn?"
"Haha... no"
"How dare you, get off of my lawn."
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