Squidward X Simon Cowell

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Squidward surveyed the heads, searching above the party crowd for that one specific person.

Call him a masochist, maybe.

But everything is worth it for Simon.

Eventually Squidward got irritated and just went looking for his Simon.

Under the table, in a ceiling, on the toilet, Simon wasn't there.

"SIMON" he squided.

"SIMON WHERERE YOU"

But no response.

What happened to Simone?

Squidward began to panic.

"SIMON WHERE YOUUUU" he yellded and still nothing.

Then someone bumped into him.

"Watch where ur going you raisin-" squidward began but once seeing the persons face he gasped and brought simons lips to his in a warm and slimy heat and exclaimed "baby you're here! Oh I thought I lost you"

Simon looked unfettered, and just took a sip from his drink-a cocktail of broken hearts and closeted misery.

"Yœ" Simon said.

Squidward blushed.

"Aw, bæ" squidward said.