Khandi's Drag Race S13:E2 - Haus of Dior! Look At Us!

Episode 2

Seven more queens...
Another half of a premiere...
One grand prize of $400,000.
Welcome to Khandi's Drag Race S13!
🎶 Khandi's Drag Race, start your engines! Khandi's Drag Race, will the best queen win! 🎶
Tonight's guest judge is the legendary diva Jennifer Lopez!
Here's some more contestants!
Savanna Doll walks into the werkroom
"I'm about to show you this Dollhaus queen can do it all!"
"First one here! Alright, mawma!"
Savanna's Confessional: "I'm Savanna Doll and I am pumped to be here. If you are from Toronto, you know my name and now I'm here to make sure everybody knows my name."
"I'm wonewyyy."
She laughs
Akiara Aoki walks into the werkroom
"Akiara Aoki from the Royal Haus of Dior has arrived!"
Akiara's Confessional: "Hi I'm Akiara Aoki. I'm the CUNTiest drag queen in Chile. You may know me from performing with drag legends such as Aja and Dahlia Sin!"
Akiara: "Hey bitch!"
Savanna: "Hey queen! It's pretty empty in here, huh? No competition in the room yet."
Akiara side-eyes her then laughs
Toka Look walks into the werkroom
"Why are y'all looking at me like this? It's not like I'll drink your blood." She winks
Toka's Confessional: "Hi I'm Toka Look, female queen extraordinaire from somewhere in the UK. I host, I sing, I'm funny. I do it all."
Savanna: "I know you, Toka, right?"
Toka: "Yessir. Two Haus of Dior girls in the competition already."
Akiara: "Y'all are from Haus of Dior? Me too. I smell a stunt."
Circus music plays
Blossom Davis enters the werkroom
"Hi it's me! The only Blossom ever to appesr on Drag Race!"
Toka: "Blossom Davis!"
Blossom's Confessional: "I'm Blossom Davis, legendary comedy queen. You'll know me from touring the world and performing with NYC legends like Jackie Beat, Lady Bunny and Peppermint."
Blossom: "How you doiinnnn? I'm glad to be here girls."
Akiara: "You are a legend, girl. I can't believe you're here."
Blossom: "Prepare to be underwhelmed in the fashion challenges and overwhelmed by my comedy!"
"ATTENTION!" Booms through a megaphone
Galaxy Storm walks into the werkroom
"Turn off the lights because this galaxy... is glowing!"
Galaxy's Confessional: "I'm Galaxy Storm, California's best dancing diva. I'm best known for turning the party in the cast of Sasha Velour's Nightgowns."
Savanna: "Black and purple, how beautiful!"
Beverly Hillz struts into the werkroom
"Who's ready to feel the expenses of Beverly Hillz?" Poses
Beverly's Confessional: "I am Beverly Hillz, future winner of Khandi's Drag Race season 13. I slay in every way and you should watch out for me."
Beverly: "Skinny."
Akiara: "Same!"
Drum rolls
Emiliana Oblivion walks into the werkroom
"Lock up your crowns bitches, cause the winner is here!"
Emiliana's Confessional: "I'm Emiliana Oblivion, California's best dancing diva. Now, I work in New York slaying all these other bitches in paegents."
Blossom: "Seven Haus of Dior girls, what's going on here?"
Beverly: "And yet I'm still the prettiest."
Emiliana: "You wish."
Oooh girl. She done already done had herses!
Onscreen Khandi: "Hey Haus of Diorians! I'm waitin' for a cab ova here! I see you're all here. I'm just waiting to say Let's Get Loud and drop it J-Low!"
Toka: "Did Khandi just saw J-Lo..."
Khandi Dior appears at the top of the stairs
Everyone goes wild
Khandi: "Hi ladies!"
Khandi: "Welcime to the premiere of season 13 of Khandi's Drag Race! You might have noticed there's only 7 of you here and there's a few extra suitcases lying around. 7 of the other Haus of Dior queens have already strutted through the werkroom but don't worry about that for now. You have to focus on your first challenge."
Khandi: "For your first maxi challenge, I wanna get to know a little more about who you are and where you come from. You'll be recording lyrics and performing to my new track "Haus of Dior Is That Bitch". Then on the runway, you'll be strutting your stuff in tribute to the most delectable diva and our guest judge tonight, Jennifer Lopez!
Everyone goes wild
Toka: "You might not expect it but I am the world's biggest Jennifer Lopez fan. I think I'll faint on the runway."
Khandi: "After the challenge tonight, there WILL be a twist. So be prepared for... anything to happen. Drag Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win!"
Later in the werkroom
Everyone is crowding around Blossom Davis, who has drawn a chalk outline for herself and is pretending to be dead
Akiara: "Miss Blossom... Miss Blossom. Oh my fucking god, she's fucking dead."
Galaxy: "This queen is crazy. Come on girls, we have verses to write."
. . . .
🎶 Covergirl, put the bass in your walk... 🎶
Khandi: "Welcome to the main stage of Khandi's Drag Race! We are joined by the boobilicious Michelle Visage, the fashion king Carson Kressley and our fantastic guest judge Jennifer Lopez! We're about to be entertained by our second batch of queens performing "Haus of Dior Is That Bitch"! Then on the runway, category is Night Of 1000 J-Lo's!
Khandi: "Please welcome to the stage, the Haus of Dior queens debuting my new song Haus of Dior Is That Bitch!"
🎶 Hau-Hau-Haus of Dior
We is that bitch
And I-I-I'm that bitch
That's the way it is
Don't-don't-don't you wish
You could be like this
But you can't touch all this
It's unanimous
Hau-Hau-Haus of Dior
We is that bitch
And I-I-I'm that bitch
That's the way it is
Don't-don't-don't you wish
You could look like this
But you can't touch all this
It's unanimous
I-I-I'm that bitch
[Blossom Davis:]
Listenin' to these hoes, you can tell I'm the one
'Cause their verses seem un-cute, mine's the only one that's done
I came here to win, the other hoes be gone
When I win the race, I'll be away having fun
It's Blossom bitch, I'm not a guy
I'm the only fish in this tank, I can't even lie
D-A-V-I-S that's my fam!
All my perfection could make somebody rage
[Beverly Hillz:]
Started in Miami, now the star of Beverly Hills
Some queens are great but I'm here to slay
Performer of excellence
Bringing you opulence
Bev is here to win the crown
With a closet full of gowns
The haters be weak, Haus of Dior is here to rule
Just because they are all ASSHOooooOOOOoooooooOOOLES!
[Galaxy Storm:]
Miss Galaxy in tha club, I'ma make you twitch
Turn the lights on for the number one bitch
Snatching the crown; my ultimate goal
I'm gonna Vogue this house till I lose control
From California, I'm your hometown girl
Owning every dancefloor, twirl after twirl
Till the break of dawn, you know she performs
But don't be fooled cause this rose got thorns!
Incase you forgot
Let me remind you that
Hau-Hau-Haus of Dior
We is that bitch
And I-I-I'm that bitch
That's the way it is
Don't-don't-don't you wish
You could be like this
But you can't touch all this
It's unanimous
I-I-I'm that bitch
Hau-Hau-Haus of Dior
We is that bitch
And I-I-I'm that bitch
That's the way it is
Don't-don't-don't you wish
You could be like this
But you can't touch all this
It's unanimous
I-I-I'm that bitch
I-I-I'm that bitch
[Emiliana Oblivion:]
I'm Emiliana Oblivion and I brought my own crown
From the Cali state and I'll lei you down
Fuck Rupaul, fuck your frackin'
My titties stay on and my fan stay clackin'
Paegents I won 'em, ya man I done him,
Show me a queen and I'll simply outgun 'em,
Trans queens been here since day one
Now it's Emiliana's turn to get the damn job done
[Toka Look:]
Look out, Toka Look, I'm drinking all the blood
Just like the rabbits I kick it with back home, alright
Serving campy style to leave you wanting more
I'm not your average queen next door
From the streets of the UK, now running the Big Apple
She's a bio queen, don't make me remind you
These other hoes can't put me down cause
I'm breaking the rules while I'm snatching that crown!
Incase you forgot
Let me remind you that
Hau-Hau-Haus of Dior
We is that bitch
And I-I-I'm that bitch
That's the way it is
Don't-don't-don't you wish
You could be like this
But you can't touch all this
It's unanimous
I-I-I'm that bitch
Hau-Hau-Haus of Dior
We is that bitch
And I-I-I'm that bitch
That's the way it is
Don't-don't-don't you wish
You could be like this
But you can't touch all this
It's unanimous
I-I-I'm that bitch
I-I-I'm that bitch
[Savanna Doll:]
Hanguk-in Bitch ready to prance the house down
It's Dollhouse, so you know I'm here to take the crown
Serving face, Jake to Cait, and I'll go on LIVE to put a bitch in place
Cut to a distorted version of Savanna Doll's voice re-creating one of her Instagram call out videos over the song track
This rotted ass bitch tried to come for me the other day-
Cut back to normal
I can be a good girl too, do my hair, act proper and look cute boo
Sometimes a girl just needs to feel a bit unwound!
Can't find your man? Laughs Girl, that's cause Savanna's in town!
But don't get slick, I got God, he can handle it!
[Akiara Aoki:]
Akiara coming in, showing off proudly
Chile, South America is where you will find me
I'll whoop their ass before they try to fight me!
Akiara Aoki, yes bitch I might be
The finest bitch alive, ain't no surprise
These hoes all gag when they see I'm not a guy
Serving boss bitch make 'em all wanna die
I steal all their men, I ain't teling no lie.
Incase you forgot
Let me remind you that
Hau-Hau-Haus of Dior
We is that bitch
And I-I-I'm that bitch
That's the way it is
Don't-don't-don't you wish
You could be like this
But you can't touch all this
It's unanimous
I-I-I'm that bitch
Hau-Hau-Haus of Dior
We is that bitch
And I-I-I'm that bitch
That's the way it is
Don't-don't-don't you wish
You could be like this
But you can't touch all this
It's unanimous
I-I-I'm that bitch
.
Khandi: "Category is... Night Of 1000 J-Lo's!"
🎶 Snapshot 🎶
Blossom: "I love my look! It fits my aesthetic. I think the judges will appreciate the detail in my look."
Beverly: "I chose to re-create this 2019 CFDA Fashion Awards look because it is the Holy Grail of Jennifer Lopez looks. I'm feeling gorgeous, I'm feeling all this tulle! Hopefully I'll get a "Second Act" in this competition! Laughs
Galaxy: "I. Own. Everything. This 2011 J-Lo Golden Globes look fits me like a glove and I'm showing off the best asset: my curves. Hair slicked back, this transparent shawl is accentuating my feminine shoulders. Diamond on the purse, diamond on the bracelet and why not? Diamond on the earrings too. Diamonds really are a girls best friend!"
Emiliana: "Tonight on this runway I am serving you J-Lo at the Oscars realness. My titties look like two disco balls and I am hustling the house down. Now where's A-Rod"
Toka: "This week I'm serving J-Lo at the Met Gala. Nothing's more glamorous than an iconic queen serving looks at the MET!" Winks
Savanna: "I feel amazing in this recreation! I love flowy fabrics and anything that gives me an excuse to show off my couch filling winks at the camera so I am just serving face and turning so the judges can see this outfit MOVE"
Akiara: "I'm wearing the dress J-Lo wore to the Oscars afterparty to show that I can really serve glamour. I know I am feeling my oats, yes gawd! I know I am rocking this outfit just like she did."
🎶 Snapshot 🎶
Khandi: "Ladies, tonight no one is safe. Let's get to your critiques."
Khandi: "First up, Blossom Davis!"
J-Lo: "I really don't know what happened to you tonight, baby girl. You seem so nice but I hearx you were backstage eating hot dogs during the challenge? And then this runway is not my favorite."
Michelle: "J-Lo looked amazing in this look but it's far too simple for the Drag Race stage. Look around at your competition, this is the next level you need to be at If you make it to next week."
Khandi: "Next up is Beverly Hillz!"
Michelle: "On the runway tonight, you were my favorite. Absolutely stunning!"
J-Lo: "I thought your lyrics were funny. I think you weren't the best singer on the stage but you made up for that with every other aspect which was perfect."
Khandi: "It's Galaxy Storm!"
Carson: "I think in the challenge, you were really amazing. You had the most original flow and you blew away the competition."
Michelle: "Galaxy, you were amazing in the challenge but the runway is very simple. I hope you're gonna step it up next week on the runway. I'll be watching."
Khandi: "Let's get to Emiliana Oblivion!"
Carson: "I was really unsure about your verse tonight. I think you went for something original and that was great but it didn't quite fit together."
J-Lo: "I disagree completely. I think you really killed the challenge. Maybe the content of your verse was just divisive."
Khandi: "Next it's Toka Look!"
Carson: "I think you're a really interesting personality but this wasn't your week. Your verse was a bit uncertain compared to the other queens and you didn't stand out on the runway."
J-Lo: "I thought your verse was fun but the other girls outclassed you tonight."
Khandi: "Let's take it to Savanna Doll!"
Michelle: "I was surprised you took a more campy take tonight because I've heard you're a classically trained singer. I thought you really pulled it off though."
Carson: "I think you were consistently near the top of the pack tonight."
Khandi: "Last but not least, Akiara Aoki!"
J-Lo: "As soon as you stepped on stage, you were giving me attitude. Your verse was a little plain compared to the others but you sold it out with your performance."
Michelle: "I love this runway. I think it was smart to go for something a litte more minimalist after going huge in the challenge and the detailing on your dress is exquisite!"
.
Khandi: "Okay girls, I am ready to make some decisions."
Akiara Aoki, you are safe.
Savanna Doll, Galaxy Storm and Beverly Hillz...
You all slayed the challenge
Savanna Doll, you are safe.
That means Galaxy and Beverly, you are the Top 2 of the week. You will be lipsyncing for the challenge win and a cash tip of $10,000. In addition, you will choose which of the bottom queens to save from the lipsync for you life which will be against the bottom queen from the first premiere.
To the bottom queens...
Emiliana Oblivion, there was a division amongst the judges on how you did in the challenge. It was a very tough decision on how to place you tonight. You are safe.
That means Toka Look and Blossom Davis, you are the bottom 2 of the week. One of you will be saved by the winner and the other will lipsync for their life next week.
Galaxy Storm... Beverly Hillz... Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lipsync performance to Jennifer Lopez's song "Jenny From The Block" in order to win a cash tip and the power to save one of the bottom queens from the lipsync.
Good luck... and don't fuck it up.
Galaxy Storm and Beverly Hillz lipsync
......
Khandi: "Galaxy Storm, condragulations you are the winner of this week's challenge. You have won a cash tip of $10,000! However, with great power comes great responsibility. Which queen have you chosen to save from lipsyncing for their life next week?
Galaxy: "One queen tried really hard and had pretty good results in the challenge while the other really dropped the ball. I'm saving Toka Look.
Khandi: "That means Blossom Davis must lipsync for her life next week."
Spaghettio Ravioli comes to the main stage
Spaghettio Ravioli... Blossom Davis... Prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lipsync performance to "Surfin' USA" by The Beach Boys.
Good luck... and don't fuck it up
Spaghettio Ravioli and Blossom Davis lipsync
....
Khandi: "This was really close! Blossom, I really enjoyed the campiness and comedy of your performance. However, Spaghettio gave me LIFE."
Spaghettio Ravioli, shantay you stay
Blossom Davis, sashay away