Paralysis demon: it's 2 am why aren't you asleep?
Me: heheinsomniaandhyper-activitygobrrr
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Dad: is a quarter past 7 get up
Me:*checks time*
Me:*internally* you liar it's 6:34
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Brain: ok we have 5 assignments
due this week let's get this done and over with
Also brain: check your dashboard, work can wait
Me: make up your damn mind woman
