KANKRI X READER's

!DRUNK! Kankri X !HUMAN! reader

Ok so I'm planning on doing 2 short not lemon Kankri x readers in this book, SO SORRY I HAVENT BEEN HERE FOR EVER YOU GUYS OMGG soo lemme tell you about drunk Kankri!
YOUR POV:
You listen to you music quietly in your room as rain pours from outside. Just then you hear a loud bang coming from downstairs, you frown and quickly run down the stairs and open the door to see Kankri outside, In one hand is an empty bottle of faygo. You face palm. "Kankri! Where you drinking??" You said sounding irritated. "No, I mean, huh." He hiccups. You roll you eyes and pull him into the house. "Y-ou sound triggered baby...Have faygo, it's quite de-*hiccup* delightful."
"I'll bet it is. C'mon. Let's get you out of those soaking clothes." He gasps. "(Y/N), are you sure you can handle a-all of thi-" "NOT LIKE THAT!" You snap. He chuckles as you lead him upstairs.
*** LATERRRR...
Now Kankri is laying down on your couch with a warm blanket covering his Body. "T-hank-Yyy...." He drifts off a bit, you tilt you head as he continues. "Thank-you (Y-Yn)..." He says before drifting off. You smile and kiss his forehead. "Your welcome baby." You purr before going to the kitchen to make a sandwich. You quickly stop when you hear you phone going off..
'What is love? baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more....'
You giggle to yourself knowing that you where dared for that to be your new ringtone for at least a month. "Hello?" You respond quietly. "Hey there cutie." You groan knowing who it is. "What do you want fish breath?" You snap to Eridan. "Wwell, I want you. And I want to tell you somefin. Are you sure you don't work at subway? Coz' your giving me a footlong." You growl and hang up the phone deciding to check on Kankri. You step into the living room and see Kankri awake. He groans "Where am I?" He looks up seeing you and blushes. "Hey Kankri, you kinda got drunk so I took you in. You looked pretty bad." He gasps suddenly and widens his eyes. "Oh no oh no oh no, I'm so sorry (y/n)! I didn't mean to trigger you! Not at all! I s-" you put a finger to his lips. "Shhh, it's ok Kankri. You weren't triggering me at all. Just forget about it, wanna watch a movie or something?" You say biting your lip silently pleading for him to say yes. "W-well..I suppose so, I am currently available." He smiles shyly and blushes. "Sweet!"
Later during the movie, You start to become curious about Kankri, mostly his horns, where they sensitive? Are they like nipples? 'What do they taste like~' You scold yourself for thinking that way. Maybe you can just ask about them...
SEXUAL PART! KINDA LEMMONY!! BE WARNED.
"Hey k-Kankri?" He turns his head towards yours. "Yes (Y/N)?" You gulp. "W-well, I was just wondering if I could touch your horns." You instantly regret asking, his eyes widen and a bright red blush crosses his face. "Uh, there kind of sensitive. but if you want to, be careful..." He stutters, you nod slowly and scoot closer to him, your hand reaches up slowly to his horns, he twitches a bit but then relaxes. They feel hard, but at the top, there sort of soft.
Kankri's POV:
'Oh god this feels amazing.' You think to yourself biting your lip to prevent a moan. Just then you notice a tent rising in your pants. You put your hands in your lap to cover it up. Just then her hands travel to a certain spot and you almost moan but it came out as a fake cough. "Do they taste like candy...?" She asks blushing. Then you realize this is s chance, but you don't wanna take advantage of her. 'I will just have to say no that's all, no.' "Wanna find out?~" you accidentally say in a voice you never knew you had.
YOU POV:
You gasp when you hear the voice he used. It was sexy but kind of strange knowing Kankri. Then you lifted your head towards his and give one of his horns a long lick. He moans. And you stop quickly . "Ahem, what the fu-" he interrupts by kissing you. He quickly pulled back. He looked into your beautiful eyes and whispered. "I'm sorry, matesprites?" You blush and nod. "Matesprites forever." You both smile and fall asleep together.

Damn son. GG EXPECT TO 2ee me tomorrow my honeybee2. :3
2 pistols and a wink :p