Y/n: I'm getting fat
August: u ain't never lied
Y/n:srsly and u supposed to be my nigga
August:babeh I'm sorry
Y/n: *starts fake crying*
August:babeh I'm sorry
Y/n: nigga u sleeping on the couch tonigh
August:what why
Y/n: cuz you called me fat
August: but u never lied in ur life
Y/n:but u supposed to be my nigga*goes up stairs in the bedroom and locks the door*
August: shit
