This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Appreture Science
We do what we must, because we can
For the good of all of us, except for the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you
All these points of data make a beautiful line
And were out of beta we're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE (HAHA) FAT CHANCE
Anyway, this cake is great it's so delicious and moist
Look at me talking when there's science to do
When I look out there
It makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done on the people who are still alive
And believe me I'm still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I'll be still alive
Still alive
Still alive
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