Ventel X Condom (Plus Excuses of being a creeper)

Drug Store ( meeting)

Ventels ugly ass POV: 

Hi I'm ventel I'm ## years old and I wanted to fuck my girlfriend. So I went to the drug store. As I went inside I felt a box of expensive condiments summoning me. Walking closer to the box my micro penis grew harder and harder. 

Box of condoms POV:

A weird kid was about to steal a condom out of me. His hands felt cold as it enters my cardboard package. The brat looked like if Trump and a dog had sex 1000 times. The smell of his hand smelled like jizz, he has been indeed master-bating. 

NO-ONE POV:

Ventel removed one condom out of the package and ran towards the exit. The worker at the drug store thought he was a lunatic or something cause he was screaming "my micro penis so big, wet, and juicy!" Finally ventel would soon be at his girlfriends house. "Hey sexy mama wanna have sex and fuck our daughters?", ventel asked weirdly, faggitly, and retardedly. She slapped him refusing his offer as her dad threw him out the window at the speed of sonic running from eggman twice. 

Ventel's POV

I landed animely, weebly, and furfagly on a sexy car. For a moment I thought I lost sexy condom chan so I reached into my anime ahego hoodie pockets. It was still there but what do I use it for now? "Wait sexy condom want to have sex?" I asked it even though it's not alive. Making a girly voice I replied, "yes sexy ventel ". I spanked the condom making a grimace, "good condom~", I purred.