WHERE IT ALL STARTED

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by ILIKEPOSSIE

by ILIKEPOSSIE

"Oh yeahhhh harder" wow wow calm down there where not up to the good bit yet , this is how ratatouille met his wife microwave

It all started when ratatouille was making some cocaine in the night club all the woman surrounded him he was lucky to see this beautiful microwave he left all the smesxy lady's and went to the microwave "hello there pretty lady would u be interested in a date" says ratatouille in a smexy voice "eww go away you ugly bitch " said the microwave crying to the buff guy.

He shat his pants "uh oh" a MASSIVE BIG BUUFFF DUDE CAME UP TO HIM THREW HIM ACROSS THE ROOM the buff dude came up to him and peed urine onto his faces. They soon had left and ratatouille was definitely dead

A few hours later
Ratatouille was in his house the chef was passed out on the couch after a long bed wrestle with each other ratatouille couldn't fall asleep so he cooked orphans for a midnight snack he put his orphans in his MASIVE plate and put it on the table but all of a sudden he got kidnappped... dun dun dahhhhhh!!!!!!.

Ratatouille was tied to a smexy chair that vibrates it felt so good but anyway a lots of people walk up out of the shadows boom it was dr.Phil, shrek, the buff dude,Kermit the frog and byakuya togami "OI WHERES MY MONEY YOU FILTY BITCHY PISS RAT " SAYS THE ORGE " calm down this is how I get my money plus I do this for a living hey you rat give us all ur money , ur sex wives and ur drugs and if you don't well then little miss microwave will be our toy then we slaughter her in front of ur eyes do you want that? I guess not so give us everything we asked for" says byakuya togami

FINE ILL GIVE TOU EVERYTHING JUST DONT HURT HER
*microwave starts doing karate and weird smexy dance moves*

Everyone is dead except for microwave and ratatouille
Microwave in ties ratatouille and has seggs on the spot for a thank you

A few months later microwave is pregnant with ratatouille the baby's gender is dr. Phil when she was not born they put him in an orphanage where they sold him to then eat him they got married and had lots seggs like 938,838,737,924,837 times and sold the children to an orphanage then sold them to a butcher then got sold to coles.
Happy ever after or is it maybe shrek is still alive and want ratatouille maybe who knowssss

DUN DUN DAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!