"Dan HowLELL!" Phil screams.
"I'm dunk." Dan says.
"I know pretti boi."
"Dun't call me pretti boi but it true."
Dan-pretti boi-Howell and Phil Lester got nakey.
"Why r we nakey." Dan asks.
"Bc we gay af." Phil replies.
"K."
"Now give me dem cheekums boi!"
Dan gives Phil his cheekums because he gay af. Phil shoves a dildo up Dan's ass.
"Wtf why does ur dick vibrate" Dan asks Phil the Gaylord.
"Bc we gay af."
"K."
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