Part 4: Ouran High School Host Club

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"Hey! How's everyone doing?" White asked.

"We are all doing fine, thank you White. How might you be?" replied Iida.

"I'm doing great! Today I have for you a universe called 'Ouran High School Host Club' which is extremely funny. It will be a quick scene, so it's not going to be long, and as long as the children know about LGBTQ they'll be able to watch this," White explained.

"I think it should be fine," said Mirio, who was sitting next to Eri.

"Alright! Now before I get started, I have to explain a few things. First, Izuku is a female in this who looks like a boy."

"WHAT!!!" said the shocked audience.

"Second, nobody except Iida knows he is a girl yet. They find out when the episode is finished."

"How come I'm the only who knows at this point?" Iida asked. 

"You are super smart Iida and figured it out almost immediately. Third, those who are featured in this universe are Izuku, Katsuki, Iida, Tokoyami, Kirishima, Kaminari, Kota, and Momo, but in this scene, Kota and Tokoyami are not in it. Fourth, there are no quirks in this universe. Actually, now that I think about it, most universe say magic or powers, not quirks. Fifth, everyone except Izuku is wearing a uniform because he is poor and cannot afford the rich people uniform"

"Wait, I'm in this universe?" said Kota.

"Yes you are! You play a child prodigy!" exclaimed White.

"Cool!" said Kota happily.

"Now Let's start!"

The theater quieted and the screen turned on.

Bakugo, Momo, and some other girls were sitting around a fancy coffee table on fancy couches. Momo put her tea that she was drinking down and said "Bakugo-sama, I've herd about it..." Tamaki looks to Momo from the other girl beside him. She continues. "That you have taken in a little stray cat."

"I don't seem very nice in this universe," said Momo.

"Bakugo seems nicer than you, but even more self-centered," Kirishima points out.

"I wouldn't call him a little cat, but rather..." Bakugo pauses as Izuku walks in the room carrying a brown paper grocery bag. "Well speak of the devil," he says. "Little piggy, well done with your errands." Bakugo waves his finger at him, while the girls around stare at Izuku. "Did you buy the correct items?"

"Poor Deku-kun," says Uraraka.

"That's what the damn nerd gets!" shouted Bakugo, earning a slap and a deadly glare from White.

"P-Piggy?" Izuku says, sweat dropping. Bakugo takes a look at what Izuku purchased at the store. He holds up a jar of instant coffee. "And what would this be?" Bakugo asks. "Coffee, as you can see," says Izuku. The girls, except Momo, and Bakugo all admire the coffee with curious expressions, while Izuku just looks plain annoyed.

"What the hell?" said Sero laughing.

"It's like they don't know what instant coffee is. Ribbit!" says Tsu.

"They don't!" exclaims White, snickering.

"I haven't seen this maker before," states Bakugo. "Is this one of those ones where it's already ground?" Izuku, still wearing the same expression, says "No, it's the instant kind."

The girls across from Bakugo tilt their heads to the right and ask "Instant?" Bakugo's face brightens as he says, "Ohh! This the type where all you need to do is put hot water in it? The so-called commoner coffee?" More girls have surrounded the couch across from Bakugo.

"Where are all those girls coming from?" asks Mineta, who is back from the punishment room.

"It is a host club," stated Hagakure.

"I wanna be a host!" said Mineta drooling. "I would get all kinds of girls!"

"And back to the punishment room for you!" White snapped her fingers as Mineta screamed. 

One of the girls says, "Oh my, so that's the famous-" Another girl cuts her off. "So it was true that poor people use this since they can't grind coffee nuts with the little time they have." The other girls nodded in agreement. More girls have appeared around Bakugo and Izuku, along with Iida, Kirishima, and Kaminari. 

"Commoner's wisdom, I see," says Iida. "300 yen for 100 grams, huh?" says Kirishima (Hikaru). "What an extraordinary price!" exclaims Kaminari (Kaoru)

"I'll go buy it again!" exclaims a very annoyed Izuku. "Sorry for not buying expensive coffee nuts!" Bakugo puts his hand up. "No wait." Everyone, except Izuku and Iida, look at him, surprised. He stands and says "I'll try this," earning him a gasp from the crowd. Bakugo says the instant coffee and like a war cry he yells, "I'll try his out!" The crowd that had gathered gives him an applause for his 'bravery'. "Alright Izuku, Come over and make us some commoner coffee," Bakugo orders.

A frustrated Izuku mumbles, "You rich bastards."

End Scene.

"That was...interesting," said Mr. Aizawa

"That was funny! Don't listen to him," said Midnight, with an evil smirk on her face.

"AM I A FUCKING JOKE!!!" shouted Bakugo.

"Different universes, different personalities," White explained. 

"Are we going to be seen anytime soon?"Shigaraki questioned.

"I don't know. It all depends on how I am feeling. Now everyone, take a break and I'll see you later!"


Hey! I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I wanted to get one out today, and the most comments I received were for Ouran High School Host Club and Seven Deadly Sins, but since I already had a scene in mind for OHSHC, I just went with that. There will be another part for this, so if you didn't like this one, I hope you enjoy the next. All decisions for the next chapters will be made based on the comments from Part 3, so please comment on ideas there. Thank you and enjoy.



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