This scenario is brought to you by Nina. God bless you, Jeff.
Hi, my bad bitches! Today I'm going to show you how to catch your crush!
Step 1: Find your crush. You wanna make sure that no one is around, especially the cops. Your crush also has to appear distracted, so the surprise attack works. Jeffy-poo appears to be distracted on his phone, so now I can take this opportunity to spring on him and drag him to my basement.
Step 2: Tie them to a chair and gag them. If they don't shit up, then you can always shut them with a kiss~
Step 4: Dance for them! Give them a dance of worship and feed them offerings. Even if they refuse, you must please your lover.
Step 5: Time for the wedding. You must now kidnap a priest and force them to marry you and your crush. Then you may kiss and live together forever.
*Jane enters with the IRS*
Jane: Give up Jeff, you psychotic barbie doll!
Nina: NOOOO HE MY HUBBY NOW LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Jeff: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING HUBBY! NOW HAND ME A COKE.
Nina: Yes, my love.
IRS: YOU HAVEN'T PAID YOUR TAXES, NINA HOPKINS! HAND OVER THE MONEY OR WE WILL WE FORCED TO TAKE YOUR HUSBAND AWAY!
Nina: NOOOO NOT MY HONEY BEAR! WE LOVE EACH OTHER TOO MUCH, RIGHT BABES?
Jeff: please help me, I want to live my life and read the bible.
IRS: .....
Nina: I'm sorry, but I can't pay you, and you ain't taking my hubby.
IRS: TAKE THE HUSBAND! *Drags Jeff who's still attached to the chair upstairs and slam the door*
Nina: MY HUBBY!
Jane:......
A couple of days later in Jeff's cell
Jeff: *Quietly reading a book as classical music plays*
Nina: MY HUBBY! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, LET'S HAVE LOTS OF CHILDREN TOGETHER AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Jeff: *confused panicking* I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A DAD! HELP ME! *tosses bible at Nina*
Nina: *hisses as she melts into a puddle*
And that, my dear children, is why we don't go yandere over our crushes or else you will be killed by the bible. The End.
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Creepypasta Scenarios/Oneshots
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