So Much Better Then Sex. Tompa Zoldyck x Y/n

Log 1

You sit waiting patiently in the dimly lit hallway. The hard bumpy floor underneath you starts to dig into your skin. The time seems to be going by slowly as you wait for your 4th match in Heavens arena. You finally gather the confidence to believe that you can win a match, which has placed a lot of stress on you. The cold damp hallway that you lay in starts to feel hot, as if the room magically turned into a sauna.

Your breaths become shallow, an uncontrollable shake runs down your arm. To make matters worse a tall unknown figure emerged from the shadows behind you. Shivers are sent down your back as the mysterious person lunges in towards you. Your heart races as the identity of the figure is revealed. It was a past opponent of yours, Hisoka Morow, he starts to chuckle as the tremulous expression on your face grows. Your last encounter with Hisoka was at your very first match in Heavens Arena. Hisoka's unmatched strength put you to shambles and you haven't fully recovered since then. While being consumed by Hisoka's shadow you start to feel small and helpless, like a deer being hunted. Your body flows with regret and terror for what might be to come out of this situation.

"Nice to see you... Y/n." Hisoka said tauntingly. An intimidating smile spreads across his face as he starts to walk in circles around you. He looks you up and down and clenches his fits together, as you start to feel his blood lust. You are consumed by Hisoka's bad intentions. A tsunami of different emotions flow through your body as you fess up the courage to speak.

"What do you want, Hisoka?" You say trying to hide the quiver in your voice.

Hisoka chuckles again "Why isn't it obvious to you?" Hisoka raises his hand ever so slightly, triggering a reaction for you to flinch. "Don't be scared Y/n I wouldn't kill you like this, I want you at your best."

"Then leave me alone." You cry out, desperately hoping someone will answer your cry.

Just before Hisoka opened his mouth to speak he was interrupted by a high pitched squeal of a voice. "BAAAKKAAA." The voice was like no others. You felt as if the owner of the voice was sent by a god to save you.

"Hisoka leave them alone." His loud voice shook the room. Hisoka wiped his body around to see what brave soul would dare to speak out against him. You see a grate splash of an unknown substance being hurled at Hisoka. A sticky orange liquid had been thrown onto Hisoka and small splashes landed on yourself.

"I remember you.... from the Hunter exam. Tonpa was it?" He said whipping some of the mystery liquid from his face. Hisoka's aura had changed, the bloodlust had formed into something else, something deeper and darker.

"Yea, but it's Tompa now. I know I'm a kawaii boy, but I can change to a bad boy in a matter of seconds. Now get away from them before I make you drink my juice." The ever so brave Tompa displayed a great show of confidence against Hisoka, even though the male stood almost a foot taller than the Tompa. His fearlessness made up for his lack of height. "I SAID GET!" Tompa yelled again, stomping his petite foot onto the echoing floor. Almost as if he were an elegant ballerina performing a dance. Hisoka without missing a beat ran off on all fours ,barking, as if he were a dog. His small 'yips' echo off into the abyss.

"Are you okay?" The roguishly handsome devil Tompa asked as he walked closer to you. You had never felt this exhilarated in your life, is this love at first sight? You thought to yourself.

"Yes i'm fine! Thank you for getting him away from me." you say in a surprisingly higher voice trying to not stutter. Tompa lets out a chuckle that could only be described as sounding like a resonating duck call.

"As you know, I'm Tompa. What's your name sugar?"

"I-Im y/n... It's nice to meet you."

"I'm sure it is." Tompa said as you both gazed at each other's eyes, since you're almost the same height (he is a bit shorter since he doesn't have his 'big boy shoes' on today.) " So what is a fine dove like you doing in heaven's arena?"

"I like to fight, it gives me a rush. I have a match coming up next actually."

"I will be cheering for you from the stands, good luck y/n." Tompa says with a devilish look in his lizard eyes. You intensely watch Tompa as he strut off to the stands. He turns around one last time and gives you a wink then continues his exit. Once again you were all alone.

You start to melt. The most attractive man ever had flirted with you. Your stomach started to flutter as if it was filled with butterflies. You become even more nervous than before this incident. You felt the need to win to prove yourself to the legend, Tompa the grate.

Bright fluorescent lights shine upon your face as you enter the ring at Heavens arena. You have to put your hand above your face to make out where you're going. As soon as you enter the arena the crowd goes wild, whistles , scream and words of encouragement fill your head as you approach the stage. A burst of excitement fills you, you're about to have your 4th match at heavens arena. You're so lucky to have this opportunity to fight on a stage that legends like Tompa and his Younger brother Killua had battled on.

This thought gave you confidence as you approached the stage. Your opponent was unknown, until you heard the loud cry of "Ous!" The small brown haired boy emerges on to the fighting ring. You freeze. Your opponent was Zushi. He had been in over 70 matches and won almost all of them. Your dream of finally winning a match was starting to slip away from your hands.

The announcers voices shook the stadium as they called out "Opponents. ready, Set Go!" The match has now begun. You couldn't think straight, your nerves took over your body and you started to move without thinking. Thankfully due to your fast reflexes you were able to doge Zushi's first punch. However something from the corner of your eye caught your full attention. It was the man of your dreams, Tompa! However he was starting to brawl with the man before, Hisoka. It looked as if a crowd had circled around them, both boys were now fighting like wild dogs on all fours. The cries of 'Yips' and 'OWA OWA' could be heard at full volume. The stadium's attention shifted from you to Tompas fight. However this did not stop you from getting hit. Distracted by Tompa's insane masculinity, you were knocked out by Zushi. Your dreams of winning your first match slowly faded into nothing as your eyes closed off into the peace that is darkness.

An overwhelming amount of pressure is hurled onto you as you wake up from your previous rout. It all felt like a dream. Your head feels heavy as if it's full of cement, you start to feel a big rough hand cover yours, trying to comfort you. Slowly you open your eyes and see the figure of a husky blue blob.

"Y/n, good your waking up. You took a big hit from Zushi and got knocked out. Don't worry we're just in the infirmary room," Tompa squeezes your hand harder. Your hands start to stick together as if there was glue bonding the two of you. "Uwu, Sorry Y/N I haven't washed my hands all day." Tompa said as a deep blush runs across his cheeks. This left you with butterflies.

Time had passed and you were able to regain your strength. Tompa stayed by your bedside the whole time making you laugh with his worldly knowledge, your hands stayed glued together the whole time. Nobody had ever cared for you like Tompa is right now. You see a future with him, and his quirky habits, like not washing his hands, or the small flakes of cheap hair gel that he picks from his scalp. It all just made you fall in love more.

"Y/n I know this is kind of forward, but will you go out with me?" He stares deep into your e/c eyes, you knew what you wanted to say.. but it was hard to believe that such an amazing person would want to take you out. You felt your face burn up.

"T-tompa? do you mean it?" you managed to stutter out as you turned around to hide your flustered face.

"Yes Shawty, I want you to be my bae." Finally you felt as if the prior stress and anxiety of your days vanished. Your mood improved and you left as if the match never happened. " Now come on' Y/n we need to go to a ridiculously priced restaurant for our first date,,this way you will never forget it," Tompa was your prince charming and you couldn't believe that your dreams were coming true. " Oh it also seems I have forgotten my wallet, but that's okay because you have your own wallet. I looked through it while you were knocked out. Uwu" Tompa's dreamy eyes met yours and all you could feel was the intense chemistry that filled the air.

"I couldn't ask for a better date." You say as tears almost fill your eyes. You bring Tompa in for a big hug and get stuck together.

TO BE CONTINUED..

Thank you so much for reading this, it was my first shot at a satire fanfic and I hope you liked it. I would just like to give a shout out to @kilisskateboard on twitter for helping me come up with some ideas for the plot and also editing this fanfic. Thank you nat :) I love you!