Draco malfoy looked at luigi with his solid fill black eyes
Dayum his dick is long i know it he thought to himself
If only i could suck that thing rn
Luigi had a secret power though, and he could hear peoples thoughts
He heard dracos thoughts and decided to invite him over
Draco was not only surprised, but astonished
He almost pissed himself thinking about tonight
Luigi knew draco almost pissed himself and that turned him on cause of the time he had to bathe with mario
That doesnt have anything in common but to luigi its hot
Draco malfoy met with lugigi that night
"H-hey" draco said stuttering, the words rolling off his tongue just like the saliva that was built up in his steaming hot mouth
Luigi looked at him and smirked "do you need to use the bathroom" luigi walked him to a bucket. He pushed draco down onto the bucket and watched him pee
Draco did not want Luigig to see him piss, it was too embarrassing
"Please get out..." he said, his face flaming red.
Luigi waited for him to finish and then went into the bathroom and took the bucket full of piss. He walked over to the stove and poured it into a pot. He started boiling the piss and then took out Maruchans chicken flavored ramen. Luigi stared at Draco as he mixed the seasoning into the ramen. He finished cooking and put it in two bowls.
Draco was turned on but also concerned. This concern was intriguing and he wanted to know more about Luigi.
He saw Luigi place the bowls on the floor and sit down. Draco crawled like a new born baby over to it and began slurping every noodle until all that was left was maruchans chicken flavored packet and piss.
Luigi, while drinking the flavored body secretions, looked at Draco to make eye contact.
"Do you like?" he said in his thick italian accent
Draco was speechless. Had his body really produced this immaculate of a dish??
Luigi moved towards Draco and started making out with him. He wanted to taste how the dish tasted after sitting in Dracos salivating mouth.
"Mmmmhmmmhm" Luigi moaned as he tasted the piss.
Luigi grabbed Draco and pushed him onto the bed. Before pulling off his pants he asked Draco "do i have your full consent to peg you?" of course Luigi already knew he did, since he can read people's thoughts. He wanted things to be genuine though.
Draco shivered and said "yes of course"
Luigi pulled out a 40 page contract for Draco to sign stating that Luigi had full power to buttfuck him and would not be held responsible for any damages, medical bills or death. Draco spent 3 hours reading through the many pages of warnings and decided he was very ok with Luigi causing him anal damage.
Lugi pulled out his 1.2 mile long penis that he has to fold like a piece of paper in his pants. He is triple jointed in his penis and has full ability to move it like another limb. Draco was shocked
He knew it would be big, but he didn't think it would have 7 balls and four tips
"What happened to your eighth nutsack?" Draco asked respectfully
"I was in the woods hunting for food when a small bunny wearing a police uniform ran out of the bushes and latched onto my ball. She managed to tear it open and all the semen streamed out like a waterfall. The doctor said we couldn't save it so we had to amputate it." Luigi said. Draco said his condolences to the loss of the eighth ball, but appreciated the other 7.
"Now that we cleared that up..." Luigi said in a deep voice he turned on his sonos speaker and played the Drivers License by Olivia Rodrigo trap remix. Luigi took his penis and slid it into Draco's ass.
Draco let out a soft moan, whether it was from pain or pleasure was unknown. Dracos asshole could only handle so much, so Luigi decided to play nice. He lathered soy sauce all over his penis to prepare Draco for this
Just then, Sans Undertale broke into the room, his pale complexion becoming paler
"I knew it Luigi... I knew it. Ever since you began to leave the house carrying an unusual amount of Maruchan chicken flavored ramen noodles, I knew something was different about you. But this??"
Sans was betrayed and ran to Draco and grabbed, specifically, his micropenis. He started punching His penis and eventually tore it off. Sans shoved the micropenis into Luigis mouth.
"If you want to suck it so bad, then eat it whole"
MEGALOVANIA began to play as Luigi choked on how small the penis was. It was just large enough to get lodged horizontally so he could not swallow the penis.
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Joe Biden (Parks and Recreations actor) and Donald Trump (Home Alone actor) walk in holding Rasputins dick in a jar. They both yell two strange words Donald yelled Obamna and Joe yelled SODA and then the words seems to fly out of their mouth and come together while surrounded by a sparkly mist. Then, peepee in someones butt no longer seemed to matter. Their powers combined caused a mass explosion of Sans Undertale, Luigi, and Draco. Brave men lost their dicks today, and this is why we tell the story to those younger than us. To learn a lesson and let the legacy continue.
Tune in next week for trump x biden enemies to lovers slowburn smut backstory :3
