Random(before) Vagina Day shit-

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Tamaki- BitCh🐙🔪
Kenma- gamer daddy🎮
Kuroo- kangaroo man🦘
Deku- broccoli bitch🥦
Bakugou- boom Boom bitch💥
Kirishima - shark boi🦈
Hinata- dreamsicle daddy✨
Kageyama- milk daddy🥛

-in a group chat with all the ppl above-

BitCh🐙🔪: HAPPY VAGINA DAY BITCHES!!

BitCh🐙🔪: Valentines**

Shark boi🦈: .....

Boom Boom bitch💥: SHUT THE FUCK UP!! AND WHO ARE THE EXTRAS?!?

Gamer Daddy🎮: vagina day! 🤣🤣🤣 FUCK I can't breathe

Kangaroo man🦘: babe, it's not that funny😂. ACTUALLY it is😂

Boom Boom boi💥: WHO ARE YOU?!? YOU BETTER TELL ME OR ILL BLAST YOUR FACES OFF!

Shark boi🦈: babe calm down.

Broccoli bitch🥦: yeah Kacchan!

BitCh🐙🔪: YeAh BItCH!

Kangaroo man🦘: I'm Kuroo and 'Gamer daddy' is my boyfriend Kenma. We are friends of Tamaki's. Nice to meet you boom boom boi.

Gamer daddy🎮: Shit! I still can't get over Vagina day. Oh fuck I can't breathe 😂. Sorry. (Not sorry)

Dreamsicle daddy✨: I'm Hinata, friends of Kenma and Kuroo, and boyfriend of 'Milk daddy' aka Kageyama.

Milk daddy has left the chat

BitCh🐙🔪 has added milk daddy to the chat-

BitCh🐙🔪: you can never leave~ 🙃🔪

Boom Boom boi💥: OI GODDAMN ELF BITCH WHY AM I HERE!?!

Broccoli bitch🥦: Katsuki. Bakugou.Stop. Being. Mean. To. My. Boyfriend.

Boom Boom boi💥: ok..

BitCh🐙🔪: YEAH ASSHOLE BE SCARED!!

Broccoli bitch🥦: Tamaki Stfu

Milk daddy🥛: I don't like it here. Ay oh Boom Boom Boi! Wan meet up and hang out? I don't like it here, idk This Tamaki person. I want out.😐

Gamer Daddy🎮: Good luck Kageyama, you can't leave. Tamabitch came to my house and tried to fight me but LOST.

Dreamsicle daddy✨: Boom boom boi's a little bitch

Boom Boom boi💥: what makes you worthy to hang out with ✨M E✨ M I L K M A N?

BitCh🐙🔪: Yo dreamsicle daddy?!! Have you and milk man fucked yet?? I'm just curious because gamer bitch said you did

Broccoli bitch🥦: babe you can't just ask that-

BitCh🐙🔪: 😭🤚

Dreamsicle daddy✨: Personal info. Kageyama want out, kenma doesn't care, boom boom boi a little bitch, shark boi doesn't know what to do, kuroo trynna be nice and deku trynna keep the peace 😂

Gamer daddy🎮: Hinata not wrong tho

Kangaroo man🦘:  For real tho😂

Milk daddy🥛: I never said I was worthy. You just seem like you want out and so do I.

Boom Boom boi💥: fine meet me at xxxxxxxxxxxxx park in 10 minutes if your late I'm leaving.
Boom Boom boi💥 sent one image (himself)
Boom Boom boi💥: that's me

BitCh🐙🔪: all the tops go to the park bottoms go to this address xxxxxxxxx we all gonna hang out for some time. Idc if you like it or not I will throw a knife at you! 😊

Milk daddy🥛: see you in five

Dreamsicle daddy✨: bet

Gamer daddy🎮: on my way

Kangaroo man🦘: FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT. I'll see y'all at the park

Time skip to after everyone hangs out- (they all went to different stores to get gifts for each other on Valentines Day)

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