[Company:]
1776. New York City.
[Hamilton:]
Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?
[Burr:]
That depends. Who's asking?
[Hamilton:]
Oh, well, sure, sir
I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you
[Burr:]
I'm getting nervous
[Hamilton:]
Sir…
I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?
[Burr:]
You punched the bursar
[Hamilton:]
Yes!
I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid.
So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?
[Burr:]
It was my parents' dying wish before they passed
[Hamilton:]
You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war!
Then we could prove that we're worth more
Than anyone bargained for…
[Burr:]
Can I buy you a drink?
[Hamilton:]
That would be nice
[Burr:]
While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice
Talk less
[Hamilton:]
What?
[Burr:]
Smile more
[Hamilton:]
Ha
[Burr:]
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for
[Hamilton:]
You can't be serious
[Burr:]
You wanna get ahead?
[Hamilton:]
Yes
[Burr:]
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead
[Laurens:]
Yo yo yo yo yo!
What time is it?
[Laurens/Lafayette/Mulligan:]
Show time!
[Burr:]
Like I said…
[Laurens:]
Show time! Show time! Yo!
I'm John Laurens in the place to be!
A two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh!
Those redcoats don't want it with me!
'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops 'til I'm free!
[Lafayette:]
Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best?
C'est moi!
[Mulligan:]
Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said, "Come again?"
[Lafayette and Laurens:]
Ayyyyy
[Mulligan:]
Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets…
[Lafayette:]
Wow
[Laurens:]
No more sex, pour me another brew, son!
Let's raise a couple more…
[Laurens/Lafayette/Mulligan:]
To the revolution!
[Laurens:]
Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!
[Mulligan:]
Aaron Burr!
[Laurens:]
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!
[Burr:]
Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand
You spit. I'mma sit. We'll see where we land
[Lafayette/Mulligan:]
Boooo!
[Laurens:]
Burr, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?
[Hamilton:]
If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?
[Mulligan/Lafayette/Laurens:]
Ooh
[Laurens:]
Who are you?
[Mulligan:]
Who are you?
[Lafayette:]
Who are you?
[Mulligan/Lafayette/Laurens:]
Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?
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