Arby's (the American fast-food chain) x Beetlejuice (emotional warning)

Broken

Arbys really does have the meats. He found that out quickly when the whole building took out its massive penis and showed off its girth. It was almost like a chode, but skinny enough to not be a chode.

His name is Beetlejuice, and this is the story of how he got massive rectal damage due to have sex with an entire food establishment.

"Arbys was my favorite restaurant because it was the last place I was alive in, I always went there with Lydia. I tragically died due to eating arbys every lunch and dinner, but surprisingly it wasn't from obesity or heart attack. I found out that the rats that worked at the local Arby's were not actual employees and were in fact wild animals. They had fleas and gave me the bubonic plague, and I foamed at the mouth before passing away in the Arbys girls bathroom."

"Now that my past is illuminated just like the minion movies, I can continue with my tragic story of how I got railed by one of my favorite restaurants."

"One day, I went to Arbys to get my favorite 2,000 calorie burger that could kill a living man. Good thing I am a dead man.

I gulped down my burger as fast as I could suck off a horse." He said proudly.

"Hey Bj, glad to see you're inside of me again..." Arby's teased.

Beetlejews was surprised, maybe even astonished. He did not think that the restaurant could speak, and at that in such a smooth flowing manner.

Beteeljizz blushed. "I didn't know you could speak... a-arby's-kun"

"Well ive been a bit shy but i finally got the courage to speak to you" Arby's said in an embarrassed yet somehow confident tone.

"S-so... Uhm.. Arby's you are... extremely attractive." Arbys blushed at that comment and brushed its own curves.

"T-thank you Bj..." it said in a seductive tone. Beatlejohn asked if they could meet each other after Arby's closing hours. It nodded its head shyly and Bettlenuts winked on his way out the door.

It was closing time and Arbys was waiting. It was a nervous wreck but it knew that tonight would be the best night of its life.

Betalnoot was very excited for the pegging he was going to get tonight and started douching his ass and putting on cologne to cover up the smell of decomposition. Betleknot got into his car that had a "fuck bitches get money" bumper sticker on it and went to arby's.

Arby's saw Bedbathandbeyond pull into the parking lot and began shaking with excitement. Baelease was turned on by the fact he saw Arbys foaming at the mouth just as he did when he died.

Bedlice smirked "Hello baby" he said in a mocking tone. Arbys turned away but Belize forced it to look at him. BeltBuckle grabbed arby's by the chipped brick that surrounded it and kissed arby's passionately.

They were making out for about 5 minutes when they heard a BOOM come from the park down the street. Barkbutt saw flames arise from the trees as the park burned down. The fire from the park started spreading towards Arby's. They had little time to act, so Arby's blurted out

"Do you want me to rail you in our final moments!!!???" Betjen nodded in agreement and Arby's began to whip out its long horse schlong. It's everything Bumpsack had always wanted and more. He knew he had the ability to take on a horse penis, so he was ready to test if his anus could handle this.

It could not.

When Arby's inserted its large cocker-spaniel they heard a rip and they looked down to see immense bleeding everywhere. It had ripped Buttfarts anus all the way to his nutsack which tore it in two and sent semen flowing to the sidewalk. The fire consumed them as Beanpole screamed in agony. It was exactly what they both had dreamed.

"Now Bj... in our final moments please give me one of your famous Bj's (blowjobs)" Arby's cooed. Batrat slowly put Arby's dick in his salivating pie hole knowing that the fire was sexonds away from killing them both. As the fire reached them Buttcore was bracing for impact but was caught offguard by Arby's picking him up and tossing him to an open field away from the fire. Batslut cried for Arby's as he watched it burn. He didn't want to live without it.but Arby's would want Bertrum to live on in loving memory of Arbys.

"I never recovered from that day and I had to go to therapy for 6 years before coming to terms with Arby's death. Luckily I had a great therapist named Stewie Griffin. Stewie was a #gayicon and taught me proper pegging etiquette and he introduced me to a great physical therapist because my ass never healed the same."

"Thank you Stewie Griffin, and the the love of my life Arby's. An even bigger thank you to Genius for hosting this interview."

(this was not sponsored by Genius but as the author would really love a sponsorship x3)

The end.