Three or Seventeen? Actually Neither.

I repeat

This is no interest to anyone on wattpad, apart from perhaps just one. So, stop right here and find something more interesting, relevant, or useful to read.

I am starting the first note on a particular Sunday; it is my beloved daughter's birthday. She was born on a Sunday and her age today is of particularly importance. So, it is special.

Numerically, her age can be read as three or seventeen. Both are mathematically correct, however neither is factually true. That should give us enough clue to work out her exact age.

On days like this, people are generous. Words often fail to convey our heart felt feelings. Gifts are thus convenient and perhaps useful. I will have to settle on the phrase that has been uttered numerous times in thousands of languages - and I am sure someone at this very moment repeated these exact same words.

Happy Birthday.