Fanboy (Bruno Mars Fanfic)

Chapter 1

I woke up to the sound of my family wishing me a happy birthday. I sat up and smiled at them. Today was my 29th birthday. I feel so old. Only if I could go back to my 18th birthday. I remember that I went out with my friends and we got so drunk that day. But I had the best time of my life

"Thanks guys"

"You're getting so old" said Tahiti

"I know"

"Yo Bruno guess what" said Phil

"What?"

"I said guess" Phil said

"Um I'm gonna get a lap dance from some sexy striper?"

"No but let's just say I got tickets to a concert" he said

"To who's?"

"Some girl named Jaden Brandy" he said

"Y-you got t-tickets to her co-concert?"

"Yes man. Aren't you happy?"

"Y-yes I am"

"Then what's wrong?"

"I just can't believe than I'm gonna see her!!"

"Haha you love her don't you?"

"Yes!"

"You're way to obsessed over her" said Tahiti

"I'm not obsessed I'm in love"

"No just obsessed" she said

"Well fuck you Tahiti"

"Just because its your birthday I won't say anything back." She said

"Well happy birthday brother and we gotta go since the guys got a gift for you" said Presley
The girls left and it was just me and the guys

"So what's my surprise?"

"We are not gonna tell you" said Kam

"Why?"

"Just shut up and put this bandana over your eyes" said Kam

"Um ok?"
I put the bandana over my eyes and I felt the guys pick me up and I guess we went downstairs. They sat me on a chair

"Can I take it off now?"

"No!" Said Phil

"Ok dam"
I then felt someone sit on my lap and start kissing me and running their fingers through my hair. They started going down then I ran my fingers through their hair and I swear to God I freaked out because they had guy hair.

"Phil are you fuckin kidding me! You got a gay stripper to fuck me!"
I got no response so I was guessing they left me there. I couldn't move since I they had tied my legs down onto the chair.

"Fuck man this is bullshit!!"
I then felt the person sit back down on my lap and kiss me. While kissing me they took of the bandana.

"I'm not a guy."

"J-jaden?"

"Yeah?"

"W-what are you doing here?"

"Obviously getting paid to do this shit"

"How much are they paying you?

" 2 million "

"Dam"

"Yeah so either shut the fuck up and let me do this since I was told you were big" she said with a smirk

"You don't have to"

"Good because I don't want to but my stupid manager is making me so he can't get half"

"I love you"

"I know. They told me everything"

"What do you mean?"

"That you're desperate for me and you jack off to my songs and pictures"

"Fuck they told you that?"

"Yeah. But its ok dude don't worry a lot of my fans have told me that they do that"

"Oh"

"So you want me to or nah?"

"I really do but I respect you"

"Aww you're such a gentlemen"

"Thanks"

"But I like bad guys that are hot and fuckin masters at sex"

"I'm kind of a bad ass and I'm a sex god"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
She then pulled down my boxers and started pumping my member. She then got on her knees and sucked the life out of me

"Fuck Jaden!"
She went faster

"Ugh I really needed this!"

"I'll always be here for you daddy"

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRUNO!!"
Fuck man. I was just fuckin dreaming!!

"Why are you crying?" Phil asked

"I was dreaming! It felt so real!" I cried

"Did you dream about Jaden?"

"Yes!!"

"Bruno you need to get over her. She has a god dam boyfriend!" Said Phil

"But I love her I want her to be mine!"

"You know that she won't love you back that's why you cut!" He said

"Don't blame my cuts on her!!"

"You know its the truth" he said

"What if it was! No one gives a fuck ok!"

"We do. Your fans do" he said

"But she doesn't"

"Bruno she's told you to get over her because she's with somebody. She even offered to be friends with you"

"I don't want to be friends with her! I want her to be with me I want fuck her all day long if I could. I'd kiss her all the time and say I love her and never get tired of it"

"Guys just drop it ok. Let's keep on celebrating Bruno's birthday" said Tahiti

"Ok" Phil and I said