The Misfit Gunner

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<Now entering ;Canker Cavern Zone>

The luminous blue transportation beam recedes down just at the mouth of a massive and gloomy looking cavern. The area is filled with eerie music to set a scene of uncertainty. 

Just outside the cavern are two new characters, one a fighter, short and bald but muscular and sporting a pair of massive red boxing glove hands and plenty of other unecessary wraps and stuff for extra decoration. The other is a gruff looking and strikingly out of place gunner, his body totally concealed by excessive amounts of fancy machinery that most definitely doesn't fit in with the setting of the world. 

The two are currently arguing.

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *Unbelievable. You do this every time.* <This one's the fighter.>

<{~Blazen~Gunzen~} says> :::I dunno wat ur talkin about::: <This one's the gunner.>

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *Seriously!? That's the third time today that our party has abandoned us because of you.*

<{~Blazen~Gunzen~} says> :::Hey its not my fault they cant just get over themselves and play the game:::

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *Okay, you need help, Blazen. You are absolutely...*

<BlackRookKnight16 says> <Interrupting> "Um... Hi? What seems to be the problem?"

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *This idiot over here drove our party away and now we can't get into the dungeon.*

<BlackRookKnight16 says> "I don't get it." 

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *Newbie?*

<BlackRookKnight16 says> "You guessed it."

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *Well in that case, let me explain some things. There are certain dungeons in this game that can only accessed if the party has a minimum number of members, probably because the devs wanted us to have to go make friends if we wanted to move forward in the game. Kinda a stupid rule, not really my favorite thing about this place, but whatever. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for this guy.*

<{~Blazen~Gunzen~} says> :::Not my fault:::

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *Whatever.*

<{~Blazen~Gunzen~} says> :::It's not:::

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *ANYWAYS, apparently people don't take kindly to a ;CyberPunk character in a ;FantasyRPG server.*

<BlackRookKnight16 says> "I don't see the problem."

<{~Blazen~Gunzen~} says> :::Well there wouldn't be one at all if the players weren't so closed minded, lousy buncha...:::

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *Well there wouldn't be one at all if 'Mr.' Gunzen wasn't so obnoxious about it.* 

<{~Blazen~Gunzen~} says> :::Well excuse me, 'Mr.' McFist. I didn't know it was a crime to be myself:::

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *Shut up.*

<whitebishop2017 says> "Hey, well if you don't mind, we need to do that quest too, and we only have two, so we could join forces and team up and stuff to get in there. Here, I'll send you both a party request."

<{~Blazen~Gunzen~} says> :::Well well well you have a pretty voice:::

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *Shut up.*

<{~Blazen~Gunzen~} says> :::You shut up:::

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *You're doing it again.*

<{~Blazen~Gunzen~} says> :::Do what? I ain't done nothin:::

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *SHUT...*

<BlackRookKnight16 says> <Interrupting> "Ahem. The quest? We gonna do it or not?"

<@Darren_McFist616 says> *Um yeah. Right. Of course. Let me just take care of that.*

<{~Blazen~Gunzen~} says> :::Sure whatever. Let's just get this over with:::

<{~Blazen~Gunzen~} and @Darren_McFist616 have successfully joined the party!!>

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