There's a right way to be single, and a wrong way to be single. We're embarrassed to admit that we're single, and try to pretend we're not. We're supposed to act cheerfully about it, but should we be embarrassed, we're living longer marrying later, and refuse to leave the party before we're really,really done, so why do we always tell our story about our relationships. But this story isn't about relationships, it's about all those times between maybe just maybe our real life is happening.
"This isn't break up, okay just taking time apart tempory like I don't know it's a break" you said to your boyfriend vinnie
You decided to take a break from eachother cause you would thought that was a good idea and the best for both of you guys.
"Bullshit" vinnie said
"Vinnie I've never been on my own, I went from living with my parents, to living in a dorm to living in with you" you said turing over to him and helping to zip down your zipper from your dress "but we're happy y/n" "Are we or are we just boring" you questioned him "I'm not boring I'm fucking fun" he said "I say I'm gonna do stuff all the time, and I never do them, like learn how to cook or take self defense class, or I'm gonna hike around the Grand Canyon and I never do it" you told him taking off your dress and putting over all's on "that's not my fault you said the boots make your feets hurt" he complained
"Look, if we really want this to work, long term I need to know who I am alone and I don't want to be spend my life wondering what if" you told him "this is stupid, the minute you walk out of here you're going to realize how much shit I did for you, and how great I am, and you're gonna start stalking me, and that's sad" he said putting both hand on your cheeks
"This is gonna be good for both us" you said grabbing his both wrist from your cheeks "yeah" he said rolling his eyes and sitting down "we need to know what's like to be single at lest once" you told him "can you just fuck one of my friends just do something to make me hate you" he looked into your eyes and pulling by the waist "this is gonna be the right thing" you said passing your fingers through his curly hair
"Okay I'm gonna miss your boobs" he said laying his head on your chest
It was next day and your first day of work and you were excited to work there.
"Robin, this is y/n she our new employee can can you please tour her around" the man said supposed to be the manager "yes of course" A mid age women mid 20s with blonde hair. "thank you, hi I'm y/n" you shook her hand, as you shook hands her were creamy and moist "oh yeah sorry my hands are a little bit creamy" she said "okay alright welcome to lawsome of some other guy and a other guy and some jewish guy haha just kidding there all jewish" she joked "I'm really excited to be here this is actually one of my top choices" you said "that closet there is really good to make personal phone calls, that's a copying room" she pointed where as we went enter she told me some rules "1 don't hook up and 2 there's a security camera" she pointed where the camera sitting in on the celling in the corner
"Oh no I'm not hooking up with anybody right now because I recently-" you got cut off by Robin "oh yeah they do record the footage so unless there's a leaked sex tape is put on YouTube plant, but I recommend hooking up" she went over to your ear and whispered, she then look towards the camera and said: you never know our secret, you never know!! Whoo!!!"
"Uhh have a nice night" you said saying goodbye to robin "hey wait where you going" "I'm going home" you said "I never want to hear you say that again never! You're single now okay? You.do. not.go.home. You shouldn't even have a home, you should have a home you that has 500 square ft, keep some clothes casually bay" she told you "well technically I'm not single we're taking a break from eachother" "uhhhh there's no such thing as a 'break' she air quoted her fingers "no we really are on a break we're just taking time apart to make sure we really want to be together" you smiled
"Oh so you're like in some kind of sexually rumspring-" she said "what no" you scoff "why didn't you say anything" she said "it was my first day of work" "rumspring!" She grapped your both hands and jumping up and down and dragging you somewhere "wait no where we going" you yellped
