Truth or Dare PJO Style (Or Leo Mchshizzle Valdez style)

Bored with a capital B

Hello, there fellow fourth wall breakers! It is I, the all-mighty Ria! Let us descend in our all-mighty greatness to Camp Half-Blood. Look there are the Demigods at Thalia's Tree!

"Hey Ria," Percy grunted before kicking a stone. Jason made the stone fly back so that Percy could kick it again. Thalia banged her head against Thalia's Tree.

"Haha! Sounds weird." Leo chuckled before going back to lighting his shoelace on fire. The others echoed his laughter before going back to being bored.

THAT'S IT! My voice echoed.

TRUTH OR DARE TIME! I shouted, the demigods took up the cheer and sat in a circle.

"O great Author can you give a bottle?" Connor requested politely. Yes, I can, A red bottle appeared in the middle of the circle they were sitting in. 

"WHY RED?" Percy shouted. Shut up, Percy.

"NO! I WANT BLUE" Percy cursed. Fine stop shouting Kelp Butt.

"Kelp butt?" He squeaked. How about Barnacle Butt then? Or maybe Fish Face? Or Bathroom Overlord?

"I get the point. Your giving Thalia too many nickname ideas." Fish Butt grumbled. Wait the bottle is now neon blue!

"WOW! THANKS, RIA 😀" Percy grinned. Not a problem Perc. 

"Truth or Dare Piper?" Connor asked when the bottle landed on Piper.

"Dare" Piper grinned.

"I dare you to dress up Chiron as a princess!" Connor exclaimed.

"How am I supposed to do it while he's awake?" Piper snorted.

"Charmspeak" Travis countered. Sighing Piper got up with the demigods trailing behind her.  We spotted Chiron near the big house.

"Exuse me Chiron?" Piper sweetly spoke.

"Yes, Piper?" Chiron spoke warily, he was still holding a grudge from Will's dare.

"Sleep." Piper poured her charmspeak into the word. Chiron was on the floor napping. 

"Drew?" Piper called out, Drew came out with a bucket load of make-up.

"This is going to be so great!" She squealed. Drew and Piper worked side by side (For once) and finished off his makeup, bright green lipstick, Purple blush, Yellow eyeshadow, and to top it all off glittery eyeliner. It took a lot of effort for the demigods to not burst out laughing, they ran like Hades himself was chasing them and then burst out laughing.

"THE EYELINER!" Percy cried out before falling over laughing.

"DREW BEING GOOD FOR SOMETHING!" Leo shouted back. Once again the demigods wheezed with laughter. The bottle spun on its own (Totally not my doing) and landed on Percy.

"Truth Or Dare Percy?" Piper asked with an evil glint in her eye.

"Truth." Percy confidently responded.

"Kiss, Kill or Marry. Kronus, Gaea and Tartarus." Piper grinned. The demigods cooed with excitement, Percy on the other hand looked disgusted.

"Kill Kronus, Kill Gaea, and definitely Kill Tartarus" Percy answered, Piper raised an eyebrow.

"Kill Tartarus, I guess marry Gaea since she made me meet my bro's Jason, Leo, and Frank. Then *shudder* kiss Kronus." Percy whimpered. The demigods burst out laughing and the earth shook.

"For once I agree with Gaea, that would be disgusting," Annabeth grunted. And the bottle spun once more....