Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas go together
Wyoming and Texas go together
Arizona and New Mexico go together
California forces Nevada, Washington, and Oregon to come with her
Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, and Louisiana go together
New Hampshire and Maine go together
Minnesota and Montana go together
Michigan and Wisconsin go together
Iowa, Nebraska and Idaho go together
Illinois Indiana and Missouri go together
Alaska and Hawaii go together
Virginia and West Virginia go togethers
Maryland and North Carolina go together
Kansas and Oklahoma go together
Colorado goes alone
Rhode Island and Delaware go together
Pennsylvania goes alone
Connecticut and Massachusetts go together
Kentucky and Tennessee go together
New Jersey went alone
If your state didn't get mentioned they went alone as well
Highlights
Wyoming and Texas got cowboy gear
Maine bought crab shits
Louisiana and Florida robbed the store instead of buying clothes
Rhode Island and Delaware bought clothes that were way to big for them
Kansas died in a Tornado
Iowa got a corn shirt
Connecticut bought something super expensive
Kentucky buys chicken
Virgin got lost and West Virginia had to find her
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Weird statehuman/ countryhuman shit
Randomsome statehumans stuff, you can give ideas if you want Some countryhumans maybe, and maybe a rant or two Maybe ships? Probably not though Weather jokes, lots of weather jokes