Song Book (Lyrics)

All about that Bass PARODY

Because this song's all about being big, suck a d*ck thin people

If you are super thin, super thin, you're evil.

This catchy tunes message should have been: "We're equal"

But it shames thin women, thin women-men-men-men-men

Yeah it's kinda clear, I like to eat food but I can write big hit songs and I can sing 'em too

I see these skinny girls that get super famous, so I say,"Hey, why not Meghan Trainor?"

I talk like I am black even though I am white

I lived in the suburbs and I've had a perfect life.

still there's one thing that bugs me, I don't know know why but when I see good looking skinny people, I think they should die

Yeah my mama she told me don't worry about your size

But when I see thin women I want to gouge out their eyes

(Gouge out their eyeballs, gouge out their eyeballs)

When I hear Gwyneth Paltroy say,"Oh my god! I feel so fat!"

I want to beat in her pretty face with a baseball bat!

Whoa!

Now all five of us we'll do this dumb dance this dumb dance we're dancing

These girls need haircuts bad, really bad

We can't see

Meghan give me a chance, just one chance to rest please!

I hired you to dance, DAMMIT DANCE!

I'm bringing booty back

Booty never left that statement is trash

Wow I'm just playing! Don't hate me 'cause I'm fat!

You're actually normal! Every inch of you if perfect stop acting like a victim!

Yeah my mama she told me that being big is sexy

And that it turns men on which totally validates me

(Makes me feel pretty, makes me feel pretty)

I thought this was supposed to be bout loving you for you

It is

Then why are basing yourself worth off of pleasing dudes

Now let me reirate again, if you're thin you're a b*tch.

That's totally not true! And completely mindless! I'm actually on my way to help the homeless.

Nice try but that can't be. You're skinny.

*SLAP*

Meghan your single "All About that Bass" is a hit!

It's platnum!

It's time to loose some weight for your next pop anthem.

But I'm about that bass and that means I'm curvy. That's what everyone likes 'bout this song.

Now Meghan do you wanna be a star or a one hit wonder?

If you don't loose some weight, It will be a blunder. To help you get in shape, we brought you a trainer

ITS TIME TO GET YOU RIPPED! LETS DO THIS!

THE END! :D