Crafting dread and dream SMP crossover

Story one crafting dread and dream smp crossover

(This takes place when Pat and Jen were still married and they were still making crafting dead episodes)

You see Eret and Jen were siblings Eret used to be Evil Jen. However he didn't like being mixed up with Jen, so clearly he sought out his own identity, and that was Eret. Both he and Jen were children of herobrine, Jen preferring to wear contacts and him preferring to wear sunglasses. Now to the present.

     Eret missed his family, suddenly he had an idea. Why not invite his family over. So he called them on his communicator, Jen told him that she'd arrive in a days time, except for Bob, his brother had to stay honest the army base since he had to make sure that no Bob clones messed with anyone. So Jen and Pat, her plus one, loaded their bags into their tanks and drove off to Dream SMP (the place not the server itself) Though driving through the taiga wasn't ideal due to all the trees and hills, it was the fastest way to the SMP, soon they neared a tundra. They saw a cabin, and being the semi-lost they were, they drove up to the cabin to ask for directions.

         Techno was relaxing, reading a book when a loud rumbling sound startled him. He looked out his window to see two tanks with two people exiting them. He groaned thinking they were some mercenaries someone sent after him, but soon abandoned that idea due to one of them pulling out an upside down map. When he opened the door he had a good look at the two people. The male was wearing some sort of dark grey armor of undestinguishable orrigin. The eye holes in the mask glowed blue. And upon closer inspection the man wasn't wearing the armor and instead was the suit of armor. He had many guns holstered on his being, in one hand was a hammer and on his back was a bat. If you saw him you'd've thought that he was a mid-evil cosplayer in the zombie apocalypse. The female next to him wore a bright pink dress with light pink ruffles. On top of the dress she wore a short leather poncho. She didn't have as many his holstered, but what she lacked in guns he made up for in close odd combat weapons, she had what looked like an enchanted pickle sword in a leather on her side and in her hand was an enchanted chicken sword on her back she bore a huge enchanted axe seemingly made of diamond. Aside from the odd close range weapons he held, she too looked like she came right out of a zombie apocalypse as well. He greeted the odd duo when the female started talking, "Hello I'm Jen, and this is Pat. Do you happen to know where Eret's castle is? We're kinda lost." Techno was a little confused what would they need with him? Brushing away his confusion he told them how to get to the castle, they tanked him and left. Well not without the female accidentally driving the take into one of the potholes caused by creepers. However they did leave with minimal damage.

        Jen was on her way, with the directions to the castle, she jumped into the tank and drove off. Upon arriving in the more populated area of the SMP, they pocketed their tanks and kept walking on foot. When they arrived at the castle, their jaws dropped. The castle was so tall and colorful. The duo had only seen wide buildings with minimal color schemes. They entered the castle to see a bored Eret sprawled across his throne. Jen, with a egg she found, three it at the top of the throne. The egg happened to hatch a baby chick. The chick floated down peacefully into Eret's lap. Eret giggled at Jen's way to catch his attention. He grabbed up the chick, jumped off the throne and ran over to His sister.

"Hey Jen!" He beamed. They hugged and said their hellos. In the middle of saying hi, an arrow lodged itself in between two armory peices on Pat. "What the heck?" He questioned as he grabbed out one of his guns and shot at the skellibone who had shot him. They haven't noticed at the time but they had arrived just as it was going to get dark and mobs were going to spawn. The duo was confused. Eret quickly brought in Jen and Pat so they could escape the mobs.

The two were confused for a bit since over where they were, it was really rare to see a hostile mob other than the undead spawn the only mobs that they encountered that weren't undead was two mutant creepers and one mutant enderman. Eret explained that over in dream SMP all kinds of hostile mobs are allowed to spawn, Pat and Jen hadn't seen any regular hostile mob other than zombies and bomby in a long time so it had only given them a little surprise.

Jen paused as they were being Guedes into the castle, "oh wait, Eret, I brought somthing from the base!" She opened her inventory and looked around the inventory screen. "Ah there it is." He said as she grabbed out somthing. She handed it to Eret and he looked back up at her in supprise, "is this what I think it is?" "Yep it's Human Finger Cheese!" Eret hadn't had that in a long time. It was one of his favorite foods from back at the base. Back at the base was like a wasteland so you had to eat what you found, and oddly enough for some reason the cheese seemed to become the twins' favorite food.

"You two are weird." Pat said in a monotone voice in the sidelines. He wasn't really a fan of finger cheese but occasionally ate it due to the lack of food. He looked around the enormous building as the two were chatting. He asked Eret if he could explore, and Eret told him he could. He strayed away from the group and started to wander around. He had gotten to what he believes was a game room. (I'm making the description up as I go and dice Minecraft works different than the universe, there is more rooms in the universe than actual Minecraft due to Minecraft being where you only needed the necessaries built.) he walked around when he saw a ball of orange fur poke out from the hallway. He went close to the furball and when he got close, it hid behind the wall. "Hello?" The creature slowly revealed himself. It was a young fox hybrid, the curiosity got the better of him and he started to ask many questions like "who are you?" "Why are you here?" "Where did you come from?" Pat took a moment to slow him down, and answered his questions. "Slow down bud, Hi, I'm Pat. I'm here with my wife, Jen. Her Brother invited us over for a little reunion. Now what's your name?" The Fox boy fumbled with his paws and looked up to the suit of armour. "I'm Fundy." Pat realized his hesitation and realized that a suit of armour with no body was probably unnerving, so he apologized and made his body become corporal. He took his helmet off to reveal a human head. Fundy's eyes widened in supprise and curiosity. "Sorry about that, a floating suit of armour must be a bit weird." Fundy looked at Pat's guns and looked like he wanted to touch it. Pat noticed and guestured over to a couch, the two sat down and Pat pulled out one of his empty guns that he forgot to throw out and handed it to Fundy, "here wanna take a look at it, it's unloaded don't worry." Fundy looked at him and thanked him, he lifted it up and messed around with it. He looked at Pat with counfusion in his eyes, "what is this?" Fundy had never seen a gun, the only projectiles people use in the SMP was crossbows, bows, and trident. Pat was supprised, he looked over to the pup (Fundy's not a child but he is younger than Pat so Pat concideres him a pup) and explained what it was, "this is a revolver, it shoots these bullets at high speeds," he took the gun from Fundy's hands to demonstrate, "you pull the hammer down and then you pull the trigger," he pulled the hammer down halfway and pulled the trigger, dry-firing it. Fundy nodded, "Like a crossbow?" Pat nodded aswell, "yeah kinda like a crossbow." Pat realized that he might have actually had more ammo for said revolver (I know they don't have revolvers but I needed a hand held gun that is also really nice to shoot) in his backpack so he brought out his backpack and pulled out a box of ammo. "Here I have no use for a revolver, so why don't you take it?" He handed the gun to Fundy, "Just remember don't point it any anyone and keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire." "I have to go back with Eret and Jen, but why not meet tomorrow, I can tech you more about this when I'm not sleep deprived." Fundy nodded furiously. The two said good bye and parted ways to different parts in the castle.
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This is as long as my National history day project, but it look less time to complete lmao.
I might do a second part instead of keeping writing since this probably needs a stopping point