Eli: *shoots ramstone*
Alias: watch out kid! *shoots Grenuke*
Grenuke: *bounces off wall and hits Eli*
Eli: ow!!! *accidentally shoots Novabolt*
Alias: oh god! *Jumps out of the way* haha! You missed me!
Eli: oh yeah! *tackles Alias*
Alias: get of me rapist!
Trapsie: my leader is being raped! It's a matter of time before I get raped!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *runs away on her mecha beast*
Eli: what? I'm not raping him!
Alias: get of me!
Eli: ok *gets of him then jumps and shoots Novabolt down*
Novabolt: sends Alias flying
Kord: *dancing to koo koo kangaroo* Get get yo body body mo- mo- moving!
Trixie: really kord???
Kord: *instantly stops trying to hide he was dancing* what?
Trixie: your dancing at a time like this?
Kord: no I'm not!
Pronto: *trying to steal Trixie's gum again*
Trixie: PRONTO!!! *litteraly shoots him in the face with a megamorfed frostcrawler*
Frostcrawler: *freezes Pronto*
Pronto: I hate you!!! *gets frozen solid*
Kord: YAY!
Random kid: I need an adult...
Kord: I am an adult!
Random kid: you're a cave troll! and trolls troll!
Kord: *knees kid In the stomach* YAYYYYY!!!
Random kid: *falls to the ground* must get up!
Kord: shutup kid!
Random: *struggling to get up*
Kord: it's no use you'll ne- ooff!!!
Random kid: *punches kord in his d**k*
Kord: *faints*
Everyone in the area: *jaw on the floor*
Eli's thoughts: that kid looks familiar
Random kid: I am flin!
Eli: *jaw on the floor*
Trixie: Eli what's wrong
Eli: that's my little brother!
Everyone: wait you have a brother???
Flin: yeah
Eli: it's to dangerous out here bro you need to find a way home!
Flin: don't worry I got good slugs
Eli: do you have a good blaster? If you don't this us what'll happen *pulls out his old blaster*
Flin: oh god! What happened to that thing???
Eli: yeah burpy kinda got to strong for it and it broke
Burpy: yeah *nodding on every word Eli says*
Flin: ohhhh... anyways I went to Redhook's and he gave me a blaster like yours
Eli: What??? But he said he made 2!
Flin: somehow he knew I was coming and he made me one
Eli: weirdo
Flin: yeah
Twist: this is the reason why I like to eat some pie lulululu eating in the shower, crafting in the mirror lululullulullulululullululu eating in the shower
Everyone: *staring at twist* kkkkkk...
Twist: aw crap I said that out loud
Billy: can someone get me a cast? I think that sico woman broke my arm
Everyone: no one cares Billy!
Billy: awww...
Pronto: atleast I can talk!
Eli: so?
Flin: *burns the ice, punches Pronto and blasts him with a megamorfed ramstone*
Ramstone: *punches Pronto and gives him a black eye*
Billy: hello I'm gonna faint!
Glasses: *glasses fall off* sorry I'm blind!
Shorty: *comes flying in* boss!!!
Billy: Uhhhhhh... tell black that I'm in a coma
Shorty: but you didn't faint!
Billy: I'm in a coma... bleh! *faints*
Glasses: here my glasses are!!!
Eli: *steals Glasses's glasses*
Glasses: Eli just came and stole my glasses!!!!!
Eli: *crushes the glasses* I was already here!!!
???: *talking over phoneline* have you took down the shane yet?
Shorty: no Dr. Blakk, Billys in a coma...
Dr. Blakk: *silent for a second* W** happened!!??
Shorty: yeah Billy kissed a man-
Dr. Blakk: wait... I have a gay associate???
Shorty: I didn't know myself!!!
Dr. Blakk: anyways continue on with your story...
Shorty: wait how do I know this I wasn't here! Anyways after he kissed the man Trixie shor him with ramstone over and over and know he's in a coma...
Dr. Blakk: *silent*
Dr. Blakk: ready that blaster cannon thing
Dumb associates: ok sire
Glasses: *jumps into a lava pit* I heard glasses being crushed they better not have been mine! Wait... why is it suddenly getting hotter? Ahhhhhhhh!!! *gets incinerated in the lava*
Eli: well... he had stupid life didn't he?
Shorty: yeah he did...
YOU ARE READING
slugterra: secret of the crystal
Fanfictiona slugterra adventure that leads to a crystal that has so much hidden power in it that it can make a blaster shoot triple barrels!
