South Park Dating Scenarios (Requests Open!)

Their Opinion On Becoming A Dad

Stan Marsh:

Stan would actually be fine with becoming a dad. All he hopes and prays for is that he doesn't pull any shitty moves and become a fuck up like his own dad, Randy.

Kyle Broflovski:

Kyle would be okay with becoming a dad. He looks forward to being able to teach the kids good morals, just like his parents did for him. He just doesn't wanna become Skankhunt42 like his dad did.

Kenny McCormick:

To be honest, Kenny would also be fine with becoming a dad. He just doesn't want the kids to end up perverted and addicted to porn like you two are, so he's getting ready to burn all the Playboy and Playgirl magazines. He's gonna cancel the Pornhub subscriptions as soon as he finds out that you're pregnant.

Eric Cartman:

Eric would be fine with having kids. He'd actually be the best dad out of all the guys. He actually loves kids despite the fact that he killed Scott Tenorman's parents. He would be afraid of making the same mistakes his mom did, but other than that he's dad of the year.

Craig Tucker:

Craig would be okay with being a dad. He would be one of the best dads in South Park, but he'd teach the kids to flip people off when they are a few months old.