Lovely peaches= peach can-peaches- peach
As peach can is in her bathroom eating her monthly period blood, she gets a ding from her 7 year old android phone. She looks to see who would text her, "Danny devito?"
Danny: hey babygorl I was looking through your posts and you are hot. Wanna come over?
Peaches: oh yeah shore what color lingerie?
Danny: I want shit green lingerie mamas😏
Peach can scraped her juices off her std infected cooch and put it in her vile, which was almost filled up.
As peach can went to cvs to get extra small condoms she tripped and her tooth flew away.
"Fuck, Nicki Minaj will you please grow my tooth back I need it to suck some grandpa cock" she said looking up at the cvs ceiling.
magically her Tooth grew back and it was silver. "Hehehehehehe thank you Nicki"
Then she skipped away into a uber." Danny's house pls hehehe" she told the uber.
"why does it smell like salmon?" the uber said
"oh sorry I forgot to take my tampon out" then she spreads her legs open and pulls her greenish, dark red, brown crusty tampon out of her fish lips.
The uber driver then sprayed Lysol in peaches mouth and legs.
After peaches got out of the fishy uber she skipped to the gates of the devito mansion.
"NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN ON RAPPPP" the crusty peach yells.
"My bae is here" Danny says to his servants.
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Peachy
Humor" NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAPPPPP" Brittney screams in front of Danny's house." why is this sexy psycho bitch yelling" Danny says to the children in his basement.
