Chapter 1: Humans in EggtryEgg was a simple egg with a simple life. Everyday he woke up, ate breakfast, went to school, came back, ate lunch, studied, played, ate dinner, slept and repeated. It was a boring life, and sad too. Egg did not have any friends. He was ugly and a nerd. He barely ever talked to his classmates at school. But Egg was very smart, he was at the top of his class and got many awards from contests he entered related to studying. But one day something happened to him which changed this boring and simple life of his forever, and in this story I tell you what happened to him. Reader beware, you are in for a creepy experience.
Egg was at school. It was Wednesday and it was very hot. Egg was in Math class. Egg really liked math, it was his favorite subject. Their teacher, Miss Eggy was a very strict teacher. She could not tolerate students not doing their home works and not paying attention in class. She also hated whenever someone or something would interrupt her class. Despite knowing all of that, Eggo, a student in the same class as Egg decided to raise his hand and tell Miss Eggy that he had seen a human outside the window. Miss Eggy was furious because for more than 200 years no human could get inside of Eggtry, the country of Eggs.
"EGGO! STOP TALKING NONSENSE IN MY CLASS AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I AM EXPLAINING!" Yelled Miss Eggy.
Eggo went silent and sat down. He kept looking at the window beside him and he looked as if he had actually seen a human.
Egg thought to himself, "Had he actually seen a human? But there is no way a human got into Eggtry, the country is surrounded by huge walls made of stone, people say they were built by the Egg gods and that the walls can never be penetrated by humans or broken. But if what Eggo says is true... this will be the end for all Eggs. "After school ended, Egg walked over to Eggo and asked him if he really did see a human. Eggo said yes and that it was a five feet tall man.
"FIVE FEET TALL??"
"Yes, I am going to report this at the egglice station. Hopefully the egglice can do something about this. But, do you believe me?"
"I don't want to but yes I do, if you want we can meet up at my house and try to find more out about this."
"Alright, I'll be at your house in 10 minutes. By the way, isn't your house the yellow one down the street?"
"Yep, that's my house."
"Alright, see you there then. Bye."
"Bye."
Egg started to make his way down the street towards his house. His house wasn't hard to miss, it was pretty big and bright yellow and it had a huge backyard with a very tall tree which was turned into a tree house by Egg's dad. That is where he spent most of his time at home. He had walked all the way down the street, his house was right around the corner.
He turned right.
"WHAT THE-"
His house... it was ruined. The whole house was in ruins. The roof was burning, the walls were collapsed, his mom was squashed under the roof. His dad was lying dead with his hands around Egg's brother who was also dead.
It had to be the work of a human, there is no Egg who would do this to their own kind... I will have my revenge.
He thought as tears ran down his cheek. He ran to his tree house, "Thank goodness it isn't destroyed." He said as he climbed up the ladder.
He had hid a weapon in his tree house. A weapon specifically designed to kill humans. It was made by his own father, which Egg had stolen and hidden it from a few years ago. Even he doesn't know why he did it. Well, why he did doesn't matter now, what does is that he informs as many people as possible that a human has entered the country.
This is the beginning of a 10 years long torture. To be continued
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Attack on Human
HorrorAttack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin parody. Warning: Contains violence and blood.