Why The Hell Did This Happen?

I will hide a body

****So this is a story involving drugs I Do NOT approve of drug use nor do I support it. This was years ago and I was young and dumb. But if you use drugs I wont judge to each their own****

So me and a few friends were hanging out and we had did shrooms for the first time. It was a good time we were enjoying ourselves just being young and dumb. Well hours went by and a couple more people showed up so by this point there were 9 of us at this friends house. Some drugs were passed out and then we started drinking and I guess I had gotten a drink with something in it.

So as the night goes on I'm looking for my best friend and I see her passed out on the floor in the kitchen. Now my mood had changed and I thought she had died so then I got scared that the police were going to come and find this dead body. So I start freaking out!

(Now I was out of it to where I couldnt see if she was breathing! Which she was!)

So my only thought was to get this dead body out of the house because well dead bodies dont belong in the house. (Yes this was my logic!) So I grabbed her by her legs and pulled her throughout the house until I made it to the front door. Everyone just kind of stared and didnt bother to help. So I opened the door and grabbed my best friend and dragged her out the door and the door hits her in the head but hey she is dead so she wont feel it. (So I'm pretty sure she groaned when the door hit her but I thought it was my stomach or something I didnt give the sound much thought.) As I'm dragging her across the yard I am talking to her "dead" body.

Telling her she should have not drank as much or fell down. Why couldn't she "die" outside to make this easier. Why wasnt anyone helping.

So I dragged her across the yard and laid her down in the ditch. I needed a shovel so I could cover her up. So I walked back to the house and sat down on the couch and we all started watching movies about 30 minutes into the movie the door opens and my best friend walked inside.

Somebody yelled zombie and everyone yelled and one of the guys grabbed a lamp.

"I'm not a zombie fuckers! Why the fuck did I wake up in the ditch!" She shouts rubbing her face. Everyone points to me I just smile.

"I was hiding your dead body! We dont need a dead body in the house!"

I'm weird and this whole situation was weird to say the least.