Cooking with Missy

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[At the dining room, can be seen Abby and some of her friends eating cereals.]

Abby: *look at the box of the cereal with her picture on it* So, this... Is that new badass cereal created by Lisa... *look in the bowl of cereal* This crap looks nothing like the box... I could probably do better than this... *eats the cereal*
Samuel: *walks in and gives her a file*
Abby: The fuck do you want?
Samuel: *whimpers*
Abby: Ughhh... This better be my lottery numbers from last night... *opens the file and read it* I'm bound to win some big bucks if everything went like it should have, lol... John?
Lisa: *look up at her*
Abby: *smirks* He.... Has challenged me... “I dare you to make a better breakfast than me... I await your response...”

[Timeskip to the parking lot]

Brandon: Did you hear the news?
Xander: Yes... John and the stupid girl have engaged in Mortal Kombat... Though they sucks at cooking...
Brandon: That's the genius, dude... This is an antic waiting to happen...
Xander: *elbows him* Check it...
Sam: *walks to them* =∆=
Xander: May I ask where to on this fine day?
Sam: That your business? See that car back there? The TV crew is in there... I hear the missy is greenlighting bunker porn now...
Brandon: Your disgusting ass would like that, huh? She's starting her own cooking show... *walks away* Now that I think about it, the results will be hilarious whether or not our antics interfere with her cooking...

[‘Welcome to Cooking with Missy’ scene moment]

Ray: May I assist you in your culinary adventure? I brought you ketchup packet... *puts the sauce in front of Abby*
Abby: Well, isn't that mighty helpful of you! Now, wear this chef hat! *throw the hat chef on his head like a pro* I'm the best there is! That's a fact! What you see before you will be responsible for kicking your tastebuds in the ass! Just watch!
Ray: *just standing still while looking at her*
Abby: *throwing everything she says in the pot* Roast turkey! Cookie! Drumstick! Cow! Chicken! Feather! Pillow! Now, I'll separate this egg like the badass motherfucker I am! Observe!
Ray: *sweat dropped* Err...
Abby: This is how the pros do it! *smash the egg on the table* THE PROS!!! And RIGHT into that pot! *throw the egg inside the pot like a pro* It just makes your mouth water with delight, doesn't-
Ray: It looks like you're just throwing random shit together...
Abby: *stare at him*
Ray: *stare back at her*
Abby: GET OUT! And take this ketchup packet with you! *throw the ketchup packet at his face* One other thing before you go...
Ray: Hmm?
Abby: I know Drake's out there as usual... Tell him to get his ass in here... I KNOW he's hungry enough for a taste test... Now, get out of my face...
Ray: *walks out of the room and gives Drake's a nod as a sign that he can go in*
Drake: ......

[Timeskip after Abby finished cooking and serving the food at the dining room]

Abby: Eat up! I worked my ass off on this...
John: Is it just me or did I just eat a fucking cotton ball?
Abby: I used different techniques employed by only the world's best chefs... Even though, compared to me, they're all crappy... But, just wait until we get to dessert!
Samuel: *about to throw up* Hmngh-
Abby: Don't dare insult my cooking!
Samuel: D-don't worry, missy... I actually find this to be one of the most exquisite meals I've eaten... *pukes on Xander*
Xander: REALLY?!

[All of the people who eats gets up quickly until-]

Abby: SIT THE FUCK BACK DOWN!
Lisa: But, Samuel just puked on Xander!
Abby: I SAID SIT DOWN!!!

[They all proceed to sit down back quickly lol]

Abby: Now, we're gonna eat this and we're gonna enjoy it! And goddamnit, you're going to enjoy this meal even if it makes you sick!
Sam: *pukes on Abby*
Abby: YOU PUKE ON ME?!- *pukes as well* IT'S ALMOST AS IF SOMEONE RIGGED THE PLATES OR SOMETHING!
John: *very dissapointed and facepalm*

[Ray listening to them from outside with a few people]

Ray: Why the hell is everybody looking at me?!

[Timeskip after they all finished eating]

Abby: So, how did John respond? I bet he is wetting his pants!
Samuel: H-he said you failed... Y-your thoughts?
Abby: Gordon Ramsay can kiss my ass...

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 17, 2021 ⏰

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