My Disturbing Roommate | Hisoka x oc

Binge watching at Heavens Arena

Heavens Arena was like a small oasis, I could do whatever I wanted, eat whatever I wanted, sleep all day. Just for beating up some guys. And sleeping with one of 'em. Though, that was not part of my job.
I had lived a very long life, thanks to my Nen, a life full of troubles, mainly. But then I got to know a little child in this town, whose name I don't really remember. I saw him growing up, make a lot of friends. I still do him some favors, even tho I'm not officially part of his "spider gang". He calls me 13 sometimes, but only as a joke.
The favor I was doing for him now was to unofficially keep an eye on a new Spider, number 4.
I was watching his match on tv right at that moment while eating chips. He was some kind of pink clown, very intriguing personality nonetheless.
I was literally sleeping with him, meaning that we would share the same room, and is what I want to continue doing. Even tho he really is a big sexy and creepy flirt...
"No! Stop thinking about it! This work. Just work. I guess." I was really blushing. I hate those bursts of innocence, you would expect someone that is more than 1000 years old to be more mature.
Hisoka seemed to just have finished his battle. The other poor guy was on the floor with his hole head cut off. When you're being beheaded, your eyes and ears still work for around 30 seconds, his last sight has surely been bizarre.
The clown had some scratches on his hands, the other guy was probably somewhat good. He looked straight into the camera and sensually started licking blood on his hands.
"Damn clown!" I said, becoming rapidly upset, yet somewhat aroused "He fucking knows I like it!" I screamed at the TV, while the audience started exulting – and giggling, I would bet.
"When you come back I'm gonna make me look like a ten-year-old and make fun of you, you deviated pervert!" I blurted, throwing chips at the TV screen.
This is so boring. Wait, am I living in a weird slice of life right now?